Picturing Game of Thrones with no intrigue and everyone just puffing up and yelling “dis am smawty wand” “no dis am SMAWTY wand!” My childhood hyperfixation Redwall actually translates relatively well - Earthie Toughie Matthias wants to be just like Pointy Friend Martin and has to go questing to find a horn of his own to fight Smarty Cluny and Asmodeus the Sketti Munstah?
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Blood Meridian with fluffies is something my mind refuses to process
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Dafuq is “Blood Meridian”?
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something not for the faint of heart, and as such not for you
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Don’t make assumptions as to what I can or can’t handle, bird.
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Brilliant. Go for it! I love a classical parody.
We’ll have to make a big index of written parody and calit The Library at the Museum Fluffies or something.
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I wondered and then I did it
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in most cases, yes. blood meridian however is built different enough to make a perfect assumption every time
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also i can read edits, so try to say what you mean from the first try
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Fair enough. I did a little digging, and you’re right, I would NOT be able to stomach that. Of course, I find Cormac McCarthy unpalatable on principle, so…
if you think about it, adding fluffies into Blood Meridian would not change the work at all, be it in a sense of plot or themes
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The Catcha in The Wye is about a Smarty who hates Smarties going through a mental breakdown as he realises Fluffies are growing up too fast and not enjoying the simple joy of being a babbeh.
And yes I am a pretentious asshat, thank you for asking
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True I just don’t allow myself to think about it
“He say he wiww nebew gwow owd”
Look man the only reason I put a comment was to poach the replies and bully anyone who brings up Faulkner.
There’s always a more pretentious fish
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My favorite book is And Then There Were None and when it comes to fluffies they can be bad as humans
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Judge Holden raping a fluffy is something I did not need a mental image of.
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American Psycho is already about a sadistic, socially inept narcissist who asserts his self-worth through torturing and murdering defenseless beings in elaborate, grisly ways, and doesn’t that already describe many of the best abuse stories?
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I imagine Patwik continually threatening to kill the other Fluffies around him, but because they don’t know what “kill” mean none of them take it seriously
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“Yuu am ugwy mawe! Patwik wan chu gib you fowebah sweepies wit hown an pway wit chu tummy skettis!”
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“Wenny can pway wif bunny fwens?”
“Das wite Wenny… keep makin finkies bout da bunny fwens.”
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