Whats the most fluffy thing you've done?

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For me,it was when I almost projectiled shit & vomit at the same time

(I had food poisoning)

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I ate a burrito I found on the side of the road

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Was it yummy?

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I almost died swallowing a coin (I was counting my money while lying down) and they had to insert an endoscope down my throat. They called me the arcade kid.

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I’ve developed the awful habit of, when I’m feeling Ill, lying around despondently and thinking “huuhuu. wowstest huwties.” And you know what? If someone chopped off my limbs and set me on fire I think they’d be right to do so.

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My brother pointed out that when speaking to animals my vocabulary immediately reverts to Fluffy.

Uhh…swallowed an earring once. Okay no hear me out-

I was playing with this little metal ball stud in my mouth, I think pretending I had a tongue piercing or something and then somehow it gets to the back of my throat. I don’t remember why I was doing that honestly.

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I have had… multiple incredibly stupid moments.

Mostly just consisting of going feral on a plate of spaghetti and choking on noodles. But I also liked sticking coins into outlets as a kid, so…. Fluffy Me would not be alive

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When I was about 6, I nearly drowned, in spite of the fact that I was wearing water wings.

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If I had a nickel for every time I did something dumb as fuck in the YWCA pool…at one point like ‘attempted to stand on a paddling board’ and ‘almost made the lifeguard panic because I was floating around face-down like a crocodile (I was trying to get people-).

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Wawa is bad for @P00Pieplace ?

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If I had a nickel for every time I did something dumb as fuck probably i swallow and die

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An ex of mine once told me that I’m living proof that intelligence and common sense are two different things. Hurtful, but true! :joy:

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I explored too much and gone to another city that was near my hometown, my dad was searching for me because back then i was curious 5 year old dumbass, so i didn’t had a phone or any other method to say that im away and atleast lower the tension, no i just walked in a big circle, dad and mom almost died then i walked in like nothing happened.

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My mother: Don’t touch the lightbulbs, they’re hot.

Me, approximately 6, a dumbass: Hehehe, dummeh mummah nu knu wightbuwb am magic! Babbeh suuuuu smawties! (touches lightbulb, gets second degree burn) SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE BUWNIE HUWTIES!!!

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Same, except I actually shit and vomited everywhere. Most of the vomit went in the toilet, but the hot watery butt bile sprayed out onto the bathroom floor behind me before I realized I had lost control of my sphincter. The smell was horrifying.

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Ate spaghetti and had a shit… in a box… gud fwuffy

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Wasn’t bad. Was in fact still hot. Someone just threw perfectly good taco bell out their car window.

No idea why you’d buy a burrito to just throw it out but hey free food

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Io sono stato picchiato da un bambino di seconda elementare.

Me lo ricordo benissimo.

È successo la settimana scorsa !

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I dont speak spaguetthi Âżwhat da frick you say ? ( jajajaja )

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I took someone’s house

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