Jump up and punch it
By the house ambiance, sorry might shout bloody murder and a punch.
Shoot it with a pellet gun or sling shot in the face and laugh ad it squeals and squirms in pain
Ew, purple
My heart…broken 
I just realized I commented the same exact thing on ur last post with this fluffy I’m laf
I nope on out!
I’d probably want to leave because it looks gross and I’d be afraid it would get me sick or get bugs on me.
Assuming I had some vested interest in the house, I would tell it I had “sketties” for it to get him to come down so I could capture it and remove it. Unless it just jumps straight down at me and I fail to/ don’t want to catch it, and it dies. Which would be fine, too.
Spiders Georg???
Uh, little fluffy dude, you got something on you.
Scream like a little girl and try hitting the spiders with something not important that I have on hand. The fluffy is in the firing zone so if it gets smacked then that’s its fault.
Good thing I wouldn’t explore an abandoned place without my knife. Wait, you thought I would try to attack? Nah, I would back away slowly while holding it. Once this thing’s out of my sight, I’m running. G’bye.
Make scardey poopies.
Jack off with spiteful rage while maintaining eye contact with that stupid fucker
stener just sitting in the other room and heading a PING from John’s gun
Shriek like a banshee while bolting out of there. Spiders freak me out. 
If it looks down then you have asserted dominance.
Ay! Don’t make me get the sorry-napalm!