Baldo looked down at his fluffy Mintdip. Mintdip was screaming and crying.
The fluffy had had his back legs amputated so he had to drag himself around by his front legs.
Mintdip was crying while looking down at an empty bowl that had once held skettis.
Baldo wondered why Mintdip was so sad?
Was it because there was no sketti in the bowl?
Was it because he had no back legs?
Was it because the other fluffies kept raping him?
Was it the time Baldo had left Mintdip in front of the TV while Rise of Skywalker was playing?
Was it because Baldo was currently standing on top of Mintdip’s testicles?
“SCREEEEEEEE!!! WAI DADDEH GIBE SPECIAW-WUMPS HUWTIES?! Awso wai nu sketti fow Mintdip and wai take weggies and wai nu stop odeh fwuffies fwom gibbing bad speciaw-huggies?!”
Baldo shook his head in confusion. He just didn’t understand it.
He then walked off while his other fluffies trotted up to rape Mintdip again.
“NU AM MAWE! NU PUT IN POOPIE-PWACE!”
“NU CAWE! Daddeh nu stop fwuffies fwom habing gud feews, su Daddeh am otay with it!”