Why nu wuv (carniviousduck)

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He has a face not even a mother could love :frowning:

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I love them!!!

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Awwww… a Poopie! So cute~

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Don’t worry I am sure my snake will LOVE you.

Don’t worry I am sure my stallion will LOVE you.

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Give him to the stallion first and then give them both to the snake (stallion pillowed and de-teethed first for the snake’s safety). >:)

From the thumbnail I thought he was holding an almond

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Because no one could love a talking poop that accidentally got mixed in with some foals.

And that’s when a GIANT FUCKING FIST COMES OUT AND PUNCHES IT IN ITS STUPID FACE!!!

Same, lol

are you feeling okay?

Edit: sweet damn I didn’t even know you had art. :heart:

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Take a guess. :shrug:

FALCON PUUUNCH

Don’t be so depressed little fluffy.
[Lights a cigar]
I have a one way ticket to skettiland for you if you want it.
[The poopy fluffy, hopeful out of its mind nods intensely]
Okay you wanted it so you’re gonna get it!
[Kicks the fluffy so hard in the upper half of the head that it breaks off]
A voice out of nowhere:FATALITY
Okay that was strange.
[Uses the remains of fluffys head as a ashtray]

I’ve got us—
Two tickets to Skeeetilaaand