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The ending got me good.
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Alternate ending.
Fits them with a fedora and trench coat.
Begins feeding them a diet of doritos and mountain dew.
Teaches them computer literacy so they can pirate stuff for them on the internet.
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Lol 
Your content always brings a smile to my face
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I’m so glad you’re back, seal. <3
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Oh no
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Need quality shipping but places like FedEx and UPS are asking a lot of difficult questions? Then it it’s time to go GoPostal! Quality shipping without any questions about what’s in the box.
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I misread that as ‘Unsupper’ and was like ’ . . .Did owl just threaten to not eat his dick?’
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well that’s one way to unsuper a weaner
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oh wait you said NOT eat his dick. yeah that makes less sense
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thus my confusion. xD
I mean ‘unsupper’ could also be code for vomit~ implied it was already eaten.
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Seal draw yourself getting a blowie now
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Plot Twist: Freshmint convinces all the Somali pirates to be dinosaurs with him one day.
Side note; nice to see you back, papa Seal.
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El mismísimo
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At first I thought, meh, random abuse, but the punchline is superb.
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Wil Freshmint fail or thrive as a pirate ?
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Uh, I hope you at least gave him an eyepatch and peg-leg before you sent him off, since he’d have a hell of a time getting ahold of such things on his own.
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Now im picturing a marvel like endscene where weaner is being interogated by agents over the new king of the pirates with a billion dollar bounty claiming they were the one who helped them achieve their position.
They then offer to drop the charges if they join a team to take out the Straw hat fluffies.
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a real pirate should always obtain those on his own tho
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