it’s convinient, but we can do better
“alexa, kill him”
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I read this in Palpatine’s voice.
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yes
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Good. Hit him again.
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Maybe it will learn eventually.
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“Right. Slapping balls 50 times.”
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YES. Slap those balls 'til they fall off!
Cactus branch. It’s more painful. Maybe bullet ants for weekends.
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Ooh. That could be a fun toybox addition. Assuming I go back to the scene. (I’m old and tired.}
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The whole juice is in doing it yourself…
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But you can’t be there 100% of time. The whole juice is in doing it yourself when you can and otherwise delegating the task to the wondrous technology.
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Electric swatter
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Balif WHACK HIS PP
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Good way to convince a stalion to be neutered: fix him in place and turn on the machine untill he aggrees to let you “Take wumps to make huwties go way”
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Bailiff! … Smack his Nuts!
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If only he could have used the litterbox
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Affect punishment for sure but irl i know 1 person who would legit buy one for them selfs
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This is so sad.
Alexa play despacito.
“Alexa slap his nuts 15 times” is the funniest shit I’ve read all week XD
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