What a time to be alive, am I right ?
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im gonna need 50
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Sheds single tear, Beautiful.
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Fr music to my ears
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“Ok, now since you’ve been good, I’m only going to have your balls smacked one time. Ok?”
“Huu, o…ok dadd…eh, huuu.”
“Alexa, slap his balls one… HUNDRED times.”
“NUUUU!! Cuwse yuw sudden bu inevitabeh betwayah”
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Lmao
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LoL
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Gave that ranter 30 more slaps. Loving these merch you created to have these entitled shitrat suffer and make their nuts turned purple 
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Bailiff, WHACK HIS PEEPEE
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what a good product I want 10!!!
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Could they work on humans? I’m asking for a friend.
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I love your art and the idea, so i couldn’t stop and give a slight improvement
- More paddles for more enjoyment
- attached it to a RTG like the ones on space probes for maximum energy and why not? radiation poisoning
Also live reaction
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b-bakka!! :d
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Loving the Firefly reference 
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Beautiful
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Does it work with Google Assistant too?
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“hey Alexa start my Smarty Bollz slapper 4000 please” “how fast”
straps my micro smarty in and smiles
“In a good 5 on the settings”
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Just need to replace the fly swatter with a spiked bat or something.
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