Elroy is a horrible person, but I bet he’s a great parent and owner, and even better businessman
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Based and Joshua Graham-pilled.
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Oh boy. You haven’t looked up gun crime statistics by race, have you.
Gun crime in Finland: 3.3 shootings per 100,000 people
Gun crime in France: 2.4 shootings per 100,000 people
Gun crime in Czech Republic: 1.7 shootings per 100,000 people
Gun crime committed by whites in America: 1.7 shootings per 100,000 people
Gun crime committed by Hispanics in America: 6.4 shootings per 100,000 people
Gun crime committed by blacks in America: 19.8 shootings per 100,000 people
Blacks are 13% of the population, black males (males age 15 to 30 being statistically most likely to commit a violent crime, of any ethnicity) are 6% of the population, yet according to FBI statistics they commit 56% of murders each year, 75% of mass shootings, and are statistically overrepresented among serial killers (as are Jews, oddly; East Asians- China, Korea, Japan- commit the least violent crime of any group). More people are beaten to death with bare hands each year than killed with rifles of any kind, much less the dreaded and much-feared “assault rifles”.
We don’t have a gun problem. We have a social problem leading young men of certain demographics to commit crime at extremely high rates compared to other demographics, and a media that encourages racial division and resentment at every opportunity and eggs on the violence. Those “people of color and minorities like the natives” have been using guns for decades, and this is the result. Instead of inciting more violence and racial animosity, maybe we should be trying to solve the social issues causing the violence and racial animosity we already have.
Also, in my state, the redneck would have been perfectly within his rights to shoot the two stoners on the spot as soon as he saw them. Trespassing, destruction of property (particularly living property like pets), doing it at night, and armed with shovels- not a jury in the state would vote to convict him for shooting them. It’s when he had them bound and helpless and killed them anyway that it turned into murder.
He didn’t even shoot them, he drowned them in fucking drain cleaner, so I don’t get where you go off on a rant about guns anyway.
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I see it like this the gun mate it possible for him to do the Crime. Without it would be far more likely that he would have yoused a Form of negotiation or just called the cops to get them arrested or to pay for there Cri. E be it monetary or other wise.
This is Archaic and has far too often used to do
Legal murder be it killing tourists to provoking some one and then killing him wen he sts food on your lawn, the reason why white people aren’t so high up in thr gun crime statistics is because they youse this law or stand your ground law to do legal murder. I mean it’s no secret that American justice isn’t blind to skin colour and that American courts are far eager to protect whites and white people rights than that of minoritys. Also your race chart reads like something from South Africa during the Apartheid.
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At first I thought they’d wandered onto the property of the higboxing serial killer!
As someone who’s lived most of their life in the south, you DO. NOT. IGNORE. the properties with No Trespassing signs. Part of that isn’t that there might be illegal shit going on there, but that the ones that ARE entirely legal are very likely to be eager to shoot whatever idiot tries to come up to their house asking for directions or whatever. And the cops will not likely help you. In this case, coming onto such a property and then gleefully wrecking havoc is a sign of such terminal stupidity that their removal from the human genepool is no real loss.
The funniest part here is that with the exception of the poppyseeds, pretty much every single thing Elroy is running is close to or easily made legal now. And the poppy idea actually probably wouldn’t get off the ground since Mexican fentanyl kind of bottomed out the heroin market in the US. The more things change etc…
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Actually, it’s legal to grow opium poopies in America as a decorative plant, it’s just not legal to collect the resin from them. And people are gonna get mighty suspicious if you’ve got acres of the damn things instead of just a few in the garden.
Edit: I wrote poopies, and when I go to edit my post it clearly says poopies, but reading it, it says poopies. WTF.
Edit 2: Why is it changing the plural form of poppy (I swear, if it changes that too…) to poopies? That isn’t what I’m typing.
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the gun made it possible for him to do the crime
As opposed to a sword, machete, hatchet, knife, or jar of acid that seemingly every Muslim in the UK can get their hands on?
use a form of negotiation
How do you negotiate with someone who has broken into your home to rob, rape, and/or murder you? In the words of the good Captain Malcolm Reynolds: “If someone tries to kill you, kill them right back.”
call the cops
He’s running an illegal drug operation, and the story explicitly spells out that if he calls the cops, he’s going to prison.
it’s legal to shoot someone who is trespassing on your property and committing crimes there
this is archaic
In what universe? Do you have a policeman in your pocket who’s going to jump out and shake his finger at them and make them say, “shucks golly, mister, we sure are sorry for breaking into your house and stealing all your possessions, raping your sister, and beating your dog to death! We promise never to do it again! We’ve learned our lesson!”
legal murder
If it’s legal/justified, then by definition it isn’t murder.
killing tourists
lolwut
provoking someone then killing him when he sets foot on your property
Feel free to provide an example of this actually happening instead of in your imagination.
the reason white people aren’t so high up in gun crime statistics is because it’s legal for them to murder people
Or, hear me out on this, maybe they just don’t go around committing crimes? Because last I checked, nobody was selling a license for me to just shoot random black people. And funny how the European countries with the strictest gun laws have more shootings than the ones with the least strict gun laws (the UK saw violent crime, including gun crime, go up after banning guns, not down). Switzerland requires every adult male to own a military rifle and ammunition for it, yet Switzerland has one of the lowest violent crime rates in the world. Or do you believe the crime rates simply aren’t high because it’s legal for the Swiss to go around machine gunning tourists and cuckoo clock enthusiasts?
American courts are more eager to protect whites than minorities
I must have missed that during the 18 months of race riots and major criminal trials we just went through. Can you cite any examples of this happening?
your race chart
You mean the FBI’s recorded statistics on who commits what crimes?
reads like something from South Africa during apartheid
Actually, violent crime, especially rape and murder, went up significantly after apartheid was voluntarily ended in South Africa.
It’s like you don’t actually know anything about America, the law, history, or current events, but some nutjob on Twitter who gets paid to gaslight people for a living is your trusted source of information.
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You can blame that on me. It’s one of my pet peeves. A lot of people were posting stories where the word “poopies” was being autocorrected by their devices to the plant which produces opium.
In fact I made it into a joke, later on.
Oh, so YOU’RE the one!
Which is also the punchline to the joke “what’s the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?”
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PFFT ‘opium poopies’. That’s HILARIOUS.
There’s probably some humor to be had in a story about fluffies eating an entire poppy field and degenerate drug addicts trying to smoke fluffy shit to get high. And a lot of disgust. But also funny!
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Rolling foals in cocaine and igniting their fluff in a pipe is a thing; it’s called “riding the white pony”.
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Skipping the cocaine and just lighting a foal in either a pipe or a spoon is also a thing.
Yeah, but only one will actually get you high.
Normally I’d agree, but Artist-kun says otherwise. His stuff is actually the main source of “smoking foals” that I’ve seen, and apparently there’s something about chirpies in his ‘verse that gives them narcotic properties. Weird, huh?
Based on what? Wake the fuck up samurai it’s 2022 and believing this claim is laughable
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This is one of my favorites now.
Big talk coming from the dudes that lost two world wars
Oh lol, try something new. After three Generations + that’s not really doing it. Kek
Going to provide feedback as I read through.
End of 1st part: Oh boy, they fucked with his chickensfluffy coop. Screwing with his money, oh no… I’m getting McGonagall flashbacks.
LOL, that ‘poppy seed’ plan is as half-baked as those dudes. Seems in character, though. Oh cool, a hugboxer.
It’s actually true that certain people made way more money from their legit businesses, once investing their illicit profits. Even the 2nd Austin Powers movie made fun of this. Even funnier when you consider what US’s founding fathers were into back long before Kansas was a state, yet alone had prohibition.
“remove the batteries from their cell phones” Oh crap!
Anyways, thanks to @WolfysMagic0130 for the link. Came for the comments, but the story was nice to read, too. Comments not so good a read. YAWN
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