You can’t bargain with your butthole (awfulfawn)

For @Toofy, who thinks it’s funny when fluffies beg their own buttholes to cooperate, because it is funny

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Guess I’ll have to rip it’s butt open

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Fluffies treating parts of their own bodies as independent beings will never not make me laugh. 10/10.

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It’s corkin’ time!

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Your fluffies always look so fat and pathetic.
10/10 wrap him in razor wire.

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Little idiot :pleading_face: at least he wants to and is trying to make good poopies, that counts for something in my book lol

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razor wire is too kind a treatment for those shit rats, I say drive nails into his feet and hook the ends to a car battery

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I think it’s funny when they beg anything non-living

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Did the owner purposefully make the litterbox difficult to get into or was that an accident?

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He’s just too fat to get in easily. Probably took him a while to waddle across the saferoom

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That’s way too passive.
You should grab his flabs and feet with fish hooks, then whip it, feed it shit, use a mechanism to spread it’s asshole open wider than it should, then poke it with a needle, then pour water on it and when it screams, gouge it’s eye out, then just cut it open and feed it it’s insides

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You know what, this is what I get for tagging it abuse-ish

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Sorry, but maybe you can use these ideas in the future :+1:

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That’ll teach him to keep playing until the last second.

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You are our own personal Rembrandt.

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Clearly somebody never watched Daniel Tiger

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Time for the sorry diaper

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The one held on with super glue, or the one that uses surgical staples?

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Maybe it can be the one that you leave on for days and a time so that it becomes itchy and raw from waste constantly pressing against the skin.

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