In the dark, damp alleyway there lay a herd of only horned fluffies that call themselves the Horny. Their smarty is a fluffy named…Horny. While most smarties are lucky enough to get a carboard box for nestie, this gangster ass fluffy managed to secure himself a thrown out cat tree tower and expired sketties. Horny carries a trash necklace because it was shiny and his biggest treasure. Every mare in the streets wants a taste of his No No Stick. To a human, its just another run of a mill fluffy but to well in the eyes of well a fluffy, he’s one cold ass motherfucker you don’t wanna mess with.
“Enf enf enf enf enf enf enf…GUDDDD FEWSSSSS!!!” Horny cried after scored for whatever number goes after five in a row.
“Howny am bestest gud fews giver teehee!”
“Howny, Bubblegum wan nother enfiess!”
“Move Dummeh Mawe, it am Wainbow turn!” Rainbow proceeded to give Bubblegum sorry hoofies to get the taste of the immaculate, legendary no no stick most other mares dream off.
“DUMMEH WAINBOW CAN WAIT NEED ENFIES AGAINNN!” Both Bubblegum and Rainbow started to violently fight each other as Horny intervened.
“Mawes mawes pweas, Horny nu nu stick am vewy big for evewy mawe in here. How bout yu give each other gud feews so nu nu stick can be hawd while I num all da sketties here!” And by sketties its just expired ramen thats just carelessly thrown out.
“Howny am bestest smawty ebah!” The herd’s tuffies cheered and cheered for how much of a boss the smarty is. Horny was at the top of the world, no one can stop him. He truly is the coldest motherfucker in the block.
However even titans have to come across road block, another challenger appeared that dared to even challenge the smarty. A can kick can be heard from the distance, startling the herd except for Horny.
“Who am dawe cum acwoss Smawty’s Bwock! Who am too dummeh to intewwupt Smawty’s sketties time!?” His answer was answered when another herd revealed themselves: a group of only wingie fluffies appeared with their leader named…Cuck.
“Shuddup Dummeh pointy fwuffy! Dis am Cuck’s bwock now dummeh! Weave NAO if yu no wan forebah sweepies!” How dare this Cuck dare to challleng-no threaten the great Horny! A jester telling the king to leave his own court, a fool, a a buffoon, an imbecil.
“Shuddup, yu gib yurself forebah sweepies!”
“Nuh uh dummeh gib forebah sweepies!”
“Nuh uh yu!”
“NU YU!”
After a brutal forever ago of a shouting match of telling each other to well “gib urself forebah sweepies”, the brutal conflict between two titans is only getting started.
“Dis am going nu where, Horny got Smarty Ideaa!”
“Wat idea dat be dummeh!”
“Must wesolve dis with Yu Mumma!” As Horny declared, every fluffy gasped at it. No fluffy has ever survived a battle of Yu Mummah before, the deep roasting of each meanie word is enough to kill a a grown up fluffy. It is an event that must be witnessed. Cuck proudly agreed to this.
“Cuck agwee to dis dummeh, gonna be so meanie yu mummah be forebah sweepies!”
“Shuddup dummeh it am Howny tuwn stoopid!” Horny cleared his throat as he think of a cool yo mama joke and one popped in his thinkie place.
“Yu Mummah so dummeh…she gib miwkies to POOPIE BABIE!” Horny’s herd gasped to hear such vulgar insult. They all roared and go “OOOOOH” from such a vicious verbal beatdown from that. Cuck got angry to hear such blasphemy but he regain his composure and breathed.
“Dat am best dummeh pointy fwuffy got! Yu Mummah so fat…and Cuck mean so FAT…poopies nut onwy cum out of hew poopie pwace but also hew mouthie pwace, and hew special pwace!” Cuck’s herd also audibly gasped to hear such meanie wowd from him, but they praise him for that. Horny was taken back by it.
“Dummeh wingie fwuff, twy dis on fow size! Yu Mummah so dummeh…when she teeny weeny widdle chiwpie baby, she got miwkies fwom daddeh’s nu nu stick!” Horny’s herd roared at such nuclear diss, quickly angering Cuck. He will not let this slide.
“Yu Mummah so SO UGWEE…eban NICEST MISTAH EBAH NU WAN BE NEW DADDIE!”
“Yu Mummah so SO UGWEE, NUT EBAN MEANIE MUNSTAH WANNA NUM HEW!”
“YU MUMMAH SO DUMMEH, SHE NUM WASTEST BABY TO MAKE MIWKIES FOW WASTEST BABEE!”
“YU MUMMAH SO FAT, WHEN SHE GIB BIGGEST POOPIES, BABY STILL NU WEAVE!”
“YU MUMMAH SO FAT, SHE GIB HEW SHADOW FOREBAH SWEEPIES FWOM HER HOOFIES!”
The ruthless battle continues, every yo mama joke from each fluffy was as sharp as daggers. Every word every letter was as potent as a nuclear, the herd stared in disbelief from this incomprehensible battle. A battle of the ages, a duel that puts WWI, WWII, Battle of Waterloo, Civil War, Siege of Orléans, etc.
As the two kings paused to catch their breathes, Cuck thought of the meaniest one yet. A sinister look emerges from his face.
“Dis am be obah soon DUMMEH WINGIE FWUFFY! NU FWUFFY EBAH MESS WITH HOWNY HEWD! OWNY ONE WINNER WILL EMEWGE FWOM DIS!”
“DAT WINNER BE ME DUMMEH!”
“SHOW ME WAT YU GOT DUMMEH DO YU WOWST!”
Cuck closed his eyes and enters a mental trance, the moment he has prepared and concocted the meanest yo mama joke of all time to this absolute fool.
“YU MUMMAH MIWKIE PWACE WIDDLER THAN YUR DUMMEH SPECIAL WUMPS!”
The Howny herd gasped, no fluffy has ever insulted the legendary wumps of Horny before. Horny was shocked, stared in disbelief at such meanie words. His thinkie place cannot comprehend this. Horny vomited up boo boo juice out of his mouth, some even leaked out of his eyes and proceeds to shit violenty.
“SCREEE DAT AM SO MEANIEEEE! SCREEEE!” The pain was too unbearable for Horny, a violent seizure emerges, his leggies flopped and flopped uncontrollably and he shook his head with no rhythm at all. As he let out his biggest scream of despair, he spontaneously combust in blood. Every fluffy is covered head to toe in blood, even Cuck however his face is of not shock but of truimph. The reign of Horny is over, this is his era now.
“CUCK AM BESTEST SMAWTY EBAH! CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK!” The herd cheered and cheered for the new king,
“Wainbow nebah wiked Dummeh Howny, nu nu stick am too dummeh and widdle anyways! Cuck need enfiesss!”
“Dat am wite suck em dem nu nu stick WITE NAO!”
Trying to think of yo mama jokes from fluffies is difficult tbh but i wanna try anyways
