A Polite Smarty: Decide His Fate! by UpStartOverTurned

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ohhhhh they’re good babys, let em num the grass. they’re trying their best and he’s being so so polite. it cant hurt to let him num the grass and be on his way

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Fluffies providing a service? Let them do their work. You get free fertilizer for it.

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I’ve always been a justified abuse kinda of guy. Even I’d give this guy a pass maybe call a few folk who might even want him, send them off to Sandy’s fluffy farm or something.

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poll?

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I hate mowing the lawn let em do it if it’s not great don’t do it again if they refuse to leave make em eat the foals

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Looks behind the smarty

Oh no…there’s a Dancie Babbeh…

That’s not a good sign.

Let them eat the grass but ask to keep the Dancie Babbeh as Payment. (Put that in a shelter or raise it)

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He can live, he handles mowing the lawn for me and can stay the night in a shed or something if he follows up on his promise of shitting where his herd is told to.

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lmao look at how patetic it is!

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Oh let them mow your lawn! They offered after all!

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I’ll look over the comments after a day or so, and see how many folks want weal or woe for these little guys.

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Let this non shithead smarty have what he wants. Better than the actual fuck nuggets that’ll try annoying you to death.

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If they’re offering lawn care? You pay for that shit. Because damn. And if they’re rewarded for not being a demanding fuck? Maybe more will catch on and not be demanding fucks.

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let 'em at it. keep watching to see if they fuck up later :thinking:

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I hate the smell of cut grass, so let them eat tge grass…heck if the weather gets bad they can use it as shelter for the night or at least until the rain subsides.

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If the smarty friend did what he only wanted, let them eat the grass and leave a litter box for them to :poop: but if any of the herd start demanding stuff that fluffy will end up in the recycling can.

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give em all the grass they can eat! clamp their jaws open and dump the whole lawnmower bag down their gullets!

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Nutreal/Sadbox end; dude decides to do a good deed and let them eat but forgot he doused the lawn with herbi/insecticide and all the fluffys get sick
Alternatively the HoA gets them picked up by animal control

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he is being way too civilized for a fluffy
he is even asking to eat grass
not flowers or anything
just grass.fluffys hate that stuff unless they are veteran ferals
let the guy stay,if he ends up shitting everywhere or is just an act to get inside our house,thats a diferent story

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Aw, they’re smart enough to know they can eat grass! Seriously, feed 'em, you wanna encourage that kind of sense and maybe the next generation will also be less annoying.

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