Or dig a hole in the garden as a makeshift litterbox like when in the wilderness and simply bury it up afterwards
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I sentence you to deathā¦ by impalement. Vlad style.
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Iāll use that as a note for future fluff projects
Thank you 
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Yeah that would work too.
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Iād send them away. If you give a mouse a cookie and all that.
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Also idk if anyone else does this but if one of my dogs does a runnyā¦ well you know, i hose it so in a hot day it just is broken down and absorbed by the soil. I bring this up cuz most likely foals might litter a bit but thats easier thrn addults use the hole hypothetically.
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Enslave them and force them to mow the entire neighborhood or the foals go in the wood chipper.
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Let them live, you get your lawnā¦ somewhat mowed for free and tell them to make good poopies in your garden for the fertilizer. Its a win win, besides the guy DID kinda say he wasnt an abuser with the āim not a sick fuckā comment.
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Heās polite. I donāt like it. Feels weird. So hey, Iād kill him and actually take care of the others. They get a good life and he only needs to offer his life up.
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Let it mow the lawn. If its well behaved and kept its promise give it sketties as a reward. If notā¦
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Fuck it my stomping boots are in the wash and my feet hurt. They eat and leave.
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Or if you dont have spaghetti, use plain saucepan noodles or sprinkle a sachet of chicken seasoningā¦ it not skettis but its better than nothing.
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They can have the grass, but the Dancie baby gets thrown onto the roof
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Thats not a problemā¦ a real problem is that young blue unicorn, it has a furrowed brow, either a young smarty baby or a young toughie.
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I like the idea that the polite smarty ACTUALLY beats the living shit out of that one thinking that heāll ruin what good hes has managed to accomplish for the herd by just being nice.
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Agreed, either brutally or hits them hard enough just to break the horn or enough just to scold thrm cuz gotta nip smarty brat syndrome in the bud asap
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Id say brutally because most smarties never learn thinking theyreā¦ well smarter. So either the polite one kills him or just beats him enough tobassert dominance. Or get a toughie to do it
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Also there is a weierd headcanon where nad smarty syndrome is like disassociative personality disorder or somethingā¦ i simply think it just entitlement planted as a seed and grows with time and goes out of control like a wild weed choking the life out of everything around it.
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Well the lawn does need a good trimming and he did ask very nicely hmmmm i say keep em
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look they are binging nice let them live
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