The smarty’s too intelligent. We can’t have that.
Slowly torture him and his entire herd to death to ensure the continued stupidity of fluffies.
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that was Woes of a New Owner by Gr1m_1
Skippy had DID that gave him smarty syndrome
one of the best multibox fluffy comics ive ever read
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Indeed…at least he didn’t have DID and the other personality was a babbeh enfer
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Let them live.
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Let them live and eat his grass. It’s the first smarty I’ve seen that doesn’t make you want to dismember. With a bit of luck and human selection, their particular smarty genes will spread and make the other kind of hateful smarties disappear.
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Well…if i was him, I will let it slide. But if some of his herd starts complaining, I will kill it for sure.
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Free lawn mowing? I’d let them move in! Yes, they can num the lawn! If they do a good job, I’ll give them a shed for winter!
Or just adopt them.
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Kill them after the job is done, like a GTA hooker.
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I can teach you how to build a poll later than
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Exactly. Everyone praising this “polite” smarty is ignoring him saying “that never works anyway”
He USED to be the typical smarty, had to be a lot craftier, because he survived and learned. He’s even worse to have alive than a normal smarty now
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Hmm… He was polite enough, I vote that they can num da wong gwassies.
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Fluffy’s taking on some kid’s job to get money on summer, unnaceptable! Or acceptable depending if you want to pay for someone to cut the grass or get rid of it for free
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Well, if he’s just having his herd mow your lawn for the benefit of themselves and you? Sure, let the little dude and his group do their thing.
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Well, he’s either grown from his experiences, is trying to be manipulative (which fluffies have a hard time doing generally), or has seen it all before and watched many smarties fuck up/has heard about it.
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Personally, I’d say trial period, if 3 days no problems, then permanent residents, or it’s massacre time.
Mercy, the world needs polite Smarties. Besides its more satisfying to kick a arrogant, selfish, delusional, narcissistic, and ironically dumb Smartie to near death leaving it convulsing in the bad poopies it no doubt, just made (obviously face first).
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Heart eyes for Wub, Screaming face for “NO!” and pain, shrug for neutraIbox.
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Honestly, I’d say yeah, it’s legit a win-win. You get a lawn cut down to a decent size, and the ferals just leave after that!
If they stay and start getting demandy, then you kill em.
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Am new to this community. I think the little pony should be mean? I dont know.
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I’ve always believed in reciprocity when it comes to fluffies; sensibility should be meat with sensibility, reasonableness with reasonableness, kindness with kindness, and asshatery with asshatery. So, since this fluffy is being polite and pragmatic, I see no reason to not respond in kind.
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