A Public Service Announcement from Linger-Longer (OtherCoraline)

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Absolutely amazing.

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Love the art!

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For an added abuser touch: make a double sided version.

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Subtle and clever! And non-toxic.

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Holup, didn’t the voting end up with “alive and hugbox”?

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Wouldn’t duct tape be a cheaper alternative?

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Or…
One could tape the mare’s vajayjay/stallion’s nookie-noodle shut, and then…
(shrug)

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she lied. the vote was just a hoax
I don’t know if this was originally intended, or if she was just unhappy with the result tho

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@Mr_Owl @A-S

More that I was just curious as to what people thought. Never said the poll was gonna affect the outcome. Last time I did, nobody liked what they voted for anyway.

@Guodzilla same problem as neutering or killing, would just find another fluffy who can gib/hab tummeh babbehs

@Tyrconnel exactly. But marketing dept gotta justify their existence somehow :sweat_smile:

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we need do start assuming that such polls might lead nowhere

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Yeah, I should’ve communicated better on that post. Sorry :sweat_smile:

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:shrug:
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A real shame, would have appreciated a break for the little guy.

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this says a lot about society

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Linger Longer seems like an office supply company that took a hard turn to save themselves from bankruptcy. Not I’m complaining, would be a pretty funny reason and provides some more creatively resourceful solutions.

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Eh, you can’t really bash people for liking sad stuff. Though it always puzzles me a bit. I personally prefer a story with a more interesting plot than “the character’s life sucked dong from start to finish, bask in their suffering”, since seeing other suffer just turns me down.

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I love the simplicity of the “Linger-Longer” since fluffies loved being picked up all you have to do is slap the tape on the mare and you’ve cut of the food supply for foals. The only downside is that people who love fluffies and want them to live would likely go buy the “Ling-Longer: Adhesive Dissolver” when they found mares who had been tagged with the tape and try to remove it.

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Simply holding stray fluffies for a week in the hopes that someone will adopt them is just cruel, it’s just prolonging the inevitable for them.

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Unfortunately for the small champion, democracy wasn’t the game plan.

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I think you mean postponing the inevitable, but your point is well-observed.

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