March 2023 was a good month for FC. People were getting along and there was civility among the contributors and their fans. And then Karn left and it became painfully obvious that any praise of the staff was wrongfully divided and dispersed among a number of freeloading asshats.
Let’s get right to it:
@Ryou , you soft-bellied, limp dicked fuckface, the one who would rather write off the wrong doings of a staff member instead of handling it, because it was “draining” having to manage “negativity”. I’m sorry you hurt your vagina when you decided to take over running the website. Clearly Virgil’s mental health crisis was not a big enough warning for you. As for sending me to the Shadow Realm for threatening one of your members, let me just get this out of the way: you’re a snot dripping dork. I have stated multiple times that I would gladly take a perma ban, so I don’t know what you thought you were doing with that one. Do it, you fucking pussy. And here’s your threat in case you still had bitch syndrome about clicking that button: I would throw your monitor to the floor and stomp your pudgy face through it so that you’d end up wearing it around your head. Everything you said would sound like it came from a speech processor and everything you’d post would be in binary. Let me continue this in the language best suited for you.
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For everyone else: Hello, I am Ryou, a german weeaboo. I don’t know the first thing about leadership and I spread my ass cheeks to anyone would do so much as glare at me 
Your one good move as the one in charge was appointing Karn as rule enforcer and you fucked it almost immediately, you genuine grade A retard. I would so enjoy pulling a Bane on your sorry ass and utterly destroy your spinal column so that you can match your buttbuddy Oculus and be in prim and proper shape for the community to run a train on your incapable rectum. Yee fucking haw you shnitzel sucking kraut faggot.
@Oculusfluffy , you absolute waste. I didn’t think a person could possess a pair of testicles and be content with subsisting off of the hard work of others, just so long as you can continue to suckle the shaft of your favorite artists. And I am taking your real-life contributions to the world into account. Whatever paltry sum that amounts to. I wonder if you’re seeing the pattern that, as the list of former staffers grow, the number of people who hate you in particular grows as well. It’s almost as if having to work in close proximity to you on anything exposes how lazy and unreliable you are. What else can be expected from someone who uses community popularity to determine how they can treat the members. It’s truly baffling to me how a blatant Carpdime dickrider like you can end up in the community’s wheelhouse, and it’s almost a cosmic metaphor for how fucked the mod team is. You use your position to peddle your ass backwards views, cry about your lost web pages, and then piss and shit yourself when anyone sees you for the pathetic worm that you are.
You once went on an autistic crusade against me when I offered to take a staff role for Virgil’s sake, calling me untrustworthy; clearly you were projecting your insecurities with that one. Hey fucker: I don’t spy on people when they talk shit about me, I laugh because I know I’m better than them. But you being the slimy scumbag that you are, I guess you don’t have that luxury. Instead, you have to make due with the level of intellect that would drive you to talk shit about me to the very same people I speak to on a nearly daily basis. And then you’re surprised when I find out about it. Incest is definitely in your family tree. I said it once and I’ll say it again: go fuck yourself in the mouth. It’d be no challenge for you on the account of your lack of spine, and you know as well as I do that you wouldn’t undertake any adversity willingly. You fucking pansy. Oh, by the by: just because you lurked on a 4chan board over a decade ago doesn’t give you esoteric knowledge about the community’s past, and you sure as fuck aren’t an insight into the future. Your narrative about the Booru is far from fact, and you’re not the only one who knew about Wetfluff so you aren’t a fucking elite historian. The fact that the staff would trust you of all people to curate and preserve the community’s history is indicative of how terminally idiotic they are. Your pendantic need to be exacting in every category makes talking to you a fucking exercise in torture. Your writing is a slog of dogshit to endure. This is why I stopped reading your jackshit guide. I lied in the past because I didn’t want to hurt your feelings, but we are way past that point now. Telling you the truth is an act of justice. On a positive note, your avatar represents you perfectly: a pink, one-eyed snake. A penis AND a traitor! I hope this doesn’t dampen your spirits to the point that you have to take another vacation from what little duty you have here to play your video games and look at loli porn. But if you do, think of it as you malingering in the reupload project some more to keep from having to step down from the staff for being an absolute dope.
By the by, @SqueakyFriend : Oculus went through your DMs as well and took that invitation I gave you as evidence that there was a secret clubhouse of abusers out in the aether, which is why I made that one topic making fun of his dumbass. Aside from being completely off-base with his obsessive paranoia, Oculus failed to understand that even if that were the case, he’d be a hypocrite for criticizing it because he runs his own secret hugbox only server where he gets his creepy old man rocks off with his fellow cotton candy fucktards. I just felt that you should know that this is the type of cocksucker that tried to pigeonholing you into only making his favorite kind of content. Tally ho, good buddy.
To the rest of you quiet schmucks who never showed yourselves in any prominence, that I can’t even call you out by name: I cannot say anything too harshly in your regard. You don’t do a fucking thing, and that is the beginning of the end of it. You watch the same people pop up, do their bullshit, leave for a while, rinse and repeat. I know there’s quite a number of you, who will protest doing any kind of quality control or filtering because it requires work. Believe it or not, Oculus is even more indolent than you; hence why I made a special note of it in his paragraph, and again in this one. So as you have been before, so you shall remain, quiet and complicit in the background. Take this fat L without fanfare, you peanut gallery of losers.
To @Mr_Owl : You tried, buddy. You’re a good lad, and your time and dedication is poorly spent janitoring after the same old problems that will never be resolved given the team you work with. When Karn wasn’t helping with the burden, it was you being the face of law and order here, and you were doing it with your hands tied all this time. I’m not going to say you did a flawless job. In fact, the fact that I am posting this now and not tomorrow is a fuckup on your part.
How do you expect to correct misbehavior if you can’t even be trusted to stick by your punishments? Think, Owl. Think. Furthermore, have you noticed that petulant morons will change their tune to cry about their consequences, then revert right back to their shitty selves as soon as the shackles are off? Food for thought, birdbrain. However, even with your mistakes, you did a hell of a lot more than the majority of your peers. Good luck out there. I’ll be glad to be out of your hair now.
To @Virgil : You deserve better. I hope things get better without you having to put yourself on the line for people that have no interest in improving the situation. If you are given more excuses than solutions and you can’t bear to deal with the pity party, you know where to go.
To @Elias : This man moderated while under Russian fire. Enough said. You know what Oculus did? Nothing, because he stepped away from his regularly scheduled nothing to play video games and masturbate to loli porn.
To the community: Most of ya’ll are alright. A few of you need to suck on the end of a gun and pull the trigger already. Now that you know what it takes to actually face lasting consequences, maybe your idiot mod team can actually devise a system to curb problem children.
Or maybe they’ll continue making excuses for themselves as to why they can never take action against offenders. Oh sure, give them another chance to rehabitulate; two years’ worth of repeated behavior isn’t enough to gauge someone’s character. It doesn’t matter if someone makes false pedophilia allegations, because not only will we let the situation perpetuate without addressing it with the community as a whole, we’ll have an admin recuse himself of the entire matter and let the one making the allegations carry on; but he’s on thin ice buster you mark my words oooooh finger shake. Better yet, let’s give the same useless motherfuckers a dedicated place to spew their worthless opinions and nag at creators they don’t like for some nonsense, asinine reason. They’ll call it “quality control” while being completely talentless themselves. Let’s make that place a live chat that needs 24/7 supervision, and then not supervise that chat. Let’s call this a diplomatic solution.
How about we call it what it is: this site is run by jackasses who are too afraid to hurt anyone’s feelings, so they will let the community fester and kill itself yet again, and claim that there was nothing that could have been done to prvent it. And if that is the case, this place is no longer worth my time. Hell, some of the people I came back for the first time have already left in silence. So fuck it, I’ll say what they didn’t.
I swear to fuck almighty if any of you gets it in your head that you’re just going to put me in a longer time out and that I’ll drop this eventually: give me my fucking permaban or delete my account. I am done with pointing out issues that everyone with a brain agrees are issues but nothing ever gets done because of impotence, incompetence, and both at the exact same time. It took me reporting my fucking self for you dipshits to do anything, and the situation was already THREE DAYS OLD AT LEAST. For Owl and Ryou to blunder into action and act as if their five day muting was effective moderation is laughable at best and hopelessly frustrating as is. Fuck this place with a rusty rake.
To @NobodyAtAll : I’d tell you to go drown in your bathtub but I’m fairly certain you can’t take a shit unsupervised, much less operate a faucet.
To @Jingles : Nothing you do will ever restore your anal virginity.
Posting this on Turbine’s behalf because he’s also finished with the community and he doesn’t even want to log on to this site anymore. I’d like those who I considered a friend here to have this as my final goodbye, in place of the belligerence you see above. Sadly, it is necessary to prove a point. Unfortunately, I leave you in uncertain hands. With any luck I’ll reestablish contact with those I am not already in immediate contact with outside of FC. Lastly, to the creators, stay frosty and stay excellent.
