Adoptable Foals (LURKERS ONLY) - @Summer

There is literally nothing special about any of these tiny shitrats. They don’t have their eyes open, they don’t have their manes or tails yet. They don’t have wings or horns.
They’re just doughy brown lumps of responsibly (or stress relief, idc).

LURKERS ONLY!! For no other reason than to be contrary. Eat my dick about it.

@Huggies4Buggies has the sleepy peeper.
@Huggies has the stretching foal.
@Slgftw899 has the little hoof-sucker.

ALL SALES ARE FINAL, ALL FOALS ARE GONE.
Thanks for playing and enjoy your shitrats.

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I shall lurk some moar !!

Ahh shit~ … ~Tries to figure out how lurkers would make a claim if they never post?~

probably pms. ~Realizes that since he’s posted he can no longer adopt~

:frowning:

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Maybe they use semaphore flags and complicated hand gestures.

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Dead drops in the strider corner booth perhaps. :slight_smile:

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And unmarked bills.

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Oops, looks like @AMDk7 and @Lothmar are regular contributors, sorry that makes you ineligible to adopt these vermin.

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I just wanted to step on them anyway.

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Fine~ I didn’t want any of the poopie babies on their uniquely appealing background texture anyway. Baka. ~goes to cry in the shower~

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I shall drown my sorrow in copious amounts of Fanta !
I mean booze !

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I wanna babbeh

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Oops, looks like @Doomsgray is a regular contributor, sorry these foals need to be homed with people who appreciate the community but have nothing to show for it.

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~me realizes what they’ve done~

Why not both? Distill it. :slight_smile:

Okay, then ill hit one with a hammer, pulls out hammer

Sorry friend, this is a NO ROLEPLAY zone. :no_entry_sign:

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Fine…

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Welcome to the trap hole. :slight_smile:

Pull up a chair and drink some Sodastream Fanta with us.

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Sure…

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I would like the drooling one, I will do absolutely nothing with it and immediately forget about it

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