“But if world hunger is not solved that’s on you Snake, just saying D:<”
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love these dumbasses
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We just need to find a way to convert hugs into a nutritional food source…that would solve everything.
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“I’ve created a pill that solves world hunger.”
“And what do you say to the 100% mortality rate of this drug?”
“Well they’re no longer hungry are they?”
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drops a massive fucking teddy bear with a mario cap
There !
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i mean, bread also got a 100% mortality rate when you think about it, everyone who ate bread on the history of mankind (eventually) died D:
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Why do I feel like Trinity would want something silly as a stuffy friend? Like a hedgehog or something (a real style one, not a Sonic one).
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lol spiky fwen
or a red beanbag pillow that looks suspiciouslly like a jellen (jewwyfwen)
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I feel like the purity of her love and imagination would bring it to life in situations where she would need protecting? That or she develops a split personality that does all he dirty/jellen related work…
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more like fortune would save her when she aint looking and she would think the jellen did it lol
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Fortune starts bringing a jellen suit to disguise herself like she is some kind of deranged superhero to protect Trinity when she can’t do it without her noticing. Lol
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I was worried that I would have Mariah Carey stuck in my head due to the title
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Facehugger plushie.
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you dont say 
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Oh my god… I just ate bread.
Welp, guess I’m a goner.
Nobody touch my stuff when I’m gone!
It’s booby-trapped!
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hehe you said booby 
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Santa’s sleigh, pulled by fluffies
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Awww hope to see her huggie that stuffy fewnd she wanted.
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This reminds me of a stunt I pulled when I was three or four… I got taken to the mall Santa, and apparently I looked really peeved the whole time we were in line, but Mom thought I was just sick of waiting… but when I got up there I accused Santa of hating poor kids and was ready to rip the poor guy a new one. We’d recently been participating in a toy drive, and my little brain connected ‘poor kids don’t always get toys’ with ‘Santa isn’t giving them any’ and was ready to throw down.
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