You are Princess, and you have a special-friend now! His name is Purple, and he’s the bestest fluffy ever! You’re even a soon-mummah again, but this time, your babies are going to be good. Better than every baby, the bestest babies!
“Mummah wub babbehs, babbehs wub mummah…” You start to sing, as you feel your soon-to-be bestest babies move around inside you.
The door opens, and you see one of the sickie-friends you live with come into your safe-room and squeal happily.
“Guess wha?” It questions, grinning widely as you ask what it wants.
“Wha? Wha’ sickie-fwend wan?” You ask, as it smiles brightly and answers.
“Eff-ay-zewo-seven an’ Eff-vee-zewo-fouw-fouw-siks am bein’ pawt of dad-dee eck-piw-wee-mint! He wan see if he can maek Bestest Sickie Fwiends hav inside-baybees wike fwuffies can! Bay-bees be bestest bay-bees in the whowe wowwd!” It giggles, as the other sickie-friend also comes in and confirms it.
“Yesh! If dad-dee eck-piw-wee-mint wowk, Bestest Sickie Fwiends nu be considewed ‘compwex pawasites’ aneemowe!” The other sickie-friend smiles, as your heart gets hurties. Their babies might be better than yours!
Your daddeh is walking in the room right now!
“Sorry if they’re bothering you, Princess and Purple. They’re very excited about this! But, they have to get special surgery so this can work. If this works, every new Bestest Sickie Friend can have babies by themselves, and that’s good for fluffies!” Your daddeh smiles, picking up the two and carrying them both downstairs.
You are Dr. Clarke Fields, and you’re preparing to give an oversized virus particle the ability to get pregnant. Now that you think it, it sounds weird. But, it just might save fluffies from exploding sometimes! And, they can still get feral fluffies just as sick as any other Bestest Sickie Friend! You’ve made a breakthrough!
“Okay, FV-0446 and F.A.07. I’ll be giving you both special ‘sleep-medicine’ so I can do this, and you won’t have any owwies. Now, hold still.” You get two syringes, fill them up with a blue-ish liquid, inject them both, and wait.
“Feew tiwed… Nee tay-ke night-nights…” FV-0446 yawns, soon pausing and falling asleep.
“Nee tay-ke night-nights, tuu…” F.A.07 mutters to themself, falling asleep soon after laying down.
You position the two on their backs, and begin. You start with connecting the viral nucleus to a small, retractable tube-like structure for F.A.07, and opening up FV-0446 and inserting a psuedo-womb into it, holding it in place and drilling a small, somewhat retractable opening attached to a small flap of the loose viral membrane. You do the same thing for F.A.07.
About 2 hours later
“Su tiwed… Wha’ am this?” F.A.07 asks, playing with the tube-like structure and giggling softly as they notice they can push it back in.
“Speshew-fwiend! Wook! Wha’ this?” FV-0446 wakes up, pointing at their new opening as you snap to get their attention.
“This is important, so I want you two to listen. You can have replication-huggies two different ways now! One is like normal, and the other… F.A.07, I see you’ve noticed the tube connected to you. You put that into FV-0446’s new hole, then you get your… ‘life building blocks’ out of your holdie-thingie. Soon, FV-0446 will have babies in their holdie-thingie and they’ll get them out through that hole. You can have babies too!” You smile, as the two decide to test the theory out.
“Wait! Wha’ this cawwed, befowe we twy?” FV-0446 and F.A.07 ask simultaneously, as you sigh and turn back around.
“It’s called ‘viral transduction’. You guys tell me when you’re done, okay?” You answer, as you close the door behind them.
You are FV-0446, and you have a special-funny-feeling in your insides. You already told your daddy, and he’s put you in a special bed that you can’t move from until your babies come. You want to play, but he said that might ‘deform’ the babies! When you asked what that meant, he showed you not-nice pictures of very odd-looking babies! But, at least your special-friend can roll the bed around to help you!
“We gon hav bestest bay-bees! Nu wowwy, nu pway am onwy fo’ wittwe bit!” Your special-friend smiles, rolling your bed towards the toys and handing you one. Why does Princess look so upset?
“NU! Pwincess babbehs am bestesh, nu wittwe tummeh-sickie-babbehs!” Princess snaps, stomping her hoof on the floor and puffing her cheeks.
All they said was that your babies are going to be the best, no matter how they look. What’s her problem?