Yet another information piece, chums! As always, beware of spoilers! New entries will be added as they’re mentioned in the stories, or when I think up good ones. Calvin stayed up all night writing this list. It’s a long list, this is just a small portion of it.
THE BUCKET LIST
BY CALVIN QUINTON KORKEA (AGE 10)
- Finding a way to bring Dad and Mom back
- Meeting the love of my life
- Having children
- Discovering a long-lost relative
- Getting a fluffy
- Meeting a wizard
- Becoming a wizard
- Meeting a robot (not one of those lame theme park animatronics, I mean a real robot!)
- Meeting a wizard robot
- Meeting a ghost
- Meeting an alien
- Going to France
- Going to Japan
- Going to Australia (G’DAY MATE!)
- Going to Atlantis
- Going to another planet
- Saving the world
- Getting superpowers
- Beating the snot out of Scott with said superpowers ████ █████ ███ ████ ███ ████████ (I’m sorry, Scotty…)
- Riding a dinosaur
- Training a dinosaur to ride a ball (CHA-LA HEAD CHA-LA!)
- Riding a dragon
- Slaying a dragon
- Slaying a vampire
- Fighting Dracula
- Slaying a werewolf
- Owning a magical weapon of some kind
- Owning a laser sword
- Owning a mecha
- Owning a flying car
- Owning a hoverboard
- Owning a time machine
- Traveling back in time and killing baby Hitler
- Meeting my kid from the future
- Traveling back in time to the day I wrote this list and telling my past self how much of the stuff on this list I actually do (thinking fourth-dimensionally, son!)