The NobodyAtAll Literary Universe

Note: “Wait, it’s ALL smarties?” is the recommended starting point, and I suggest reading “Wun Wub, Wun Heawt” up to a certain point before you start on the ChaotiX stories. If you have to read a story from one series before a story from another series, there will probably be a note at the start of the story too.

DISCLAIMER: my headcanon is extremely continuity-heavy, and I highly recommend reading everything. Yes, really, you’ll be missing out on mountains of context if you don’t. But feel free to take it at your own pace. That said, now that you’ve read this disclaimer, if you jump in at the latest story and have no idea what’s going on, it’s entirely your own fault, because I warned you.

Supplementary Material
Exactly what it says on the tin. There’s a few interesting tidbits that aren’t mentioned in the stories proper.
Character Bios [SPOILER WARNING]
Spells of the NobodyAtAll Literary Universe
Timelines of the NobodyAtAll Literary Universe
Events of the NobodyAtAll Literary Universe
Races of the NobodyAtAll Literary Universe
Places of the NobodyAtAll Literary Universe
Notable Objects of the NobodyAtAll Literary Universe
Media of the NobodyAtAll Literary Universe
Terminology of the NobodyAtAll Literary Universe
Transformations of the NobodyAtAll Literary Universe
Things Slayer Has Enfed
Calvin Korkea’s Bucket List
Jimmy Hopkins Literary Canon Hub

NobodyAtAll Literary Universe 101
A crash course on certain aspects of the NLU for new readers.
Phenomenon X
Fluffy Subspecies

Artwork generously drawn by various artists. Note: the names I put in the links are the names of characters featured in said artwork, not the names of the artwork itself.
Death of Fluffies (by FallenAngel007)
Carmilla (by Fluffy_Angst)
Karma (by Tyndalo8825)
Carmilla (by AMDk7)
Carmilla and Mortis (by KerosineCannibal)
Chaos, Loki and Eris (by Virga)
Lavender (by ButtonBack)
Chaos, Ugly Sweater Guy and Electra (by Julie)

“Wait, it’s ALL smarties?” [concluded]
Where it all began. An all-smarty herd wanders into Chris Oldman’s garden, and it’s all downhill from there.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4 (FINALE)

Lavender and the Oldmans
The continuation of Lavender’s story, after Chris and Lavender get kicked out of their house.
“The Scent of Lavender”
“Chris and Lavender: Moving Day!” Part 1
“Chris and Lavender: Moving Day!” Part 2 (FINALE)
“Lavender: Settling In”
“Chris and Lavender: Daddeh’s Home”
“Chris and Lavender: Demon in a Bottle”
“Chris and Lavender: Separation Anxiety”
“Lavender: Hope Springs Eternal”
“Lavender: Wotta Revolting Development This Is!”
“Lavender: Inferno”
“Lavender: One Year Later”
“Breather Episode: Lavender”
“Lavender: Red Skies”
“Lavender: New Bloom”
“Lavender: A Lesson In Agriculture”
“Chris and Lavender: What If…?”
“Lavender: A Lot To Think About”
“Lavender: Past and Future”
“Lavender: This Great Power”
“Lavender: Using Your Head”
“Lavender: Worlds Apart”
“Lavender: Vengeance”
“Lavender: I Can’t Be The Same Thing To You Now”
“Lavender: Mind Over Matter”
“Lavender: Fowl Play”
“Lavender: Death Metal”
“Lavender: Welcome To Warp Zone”
“Lavender: Vacation’s Where I Wanna Be”
“Calvin Korkea Day: Lavender”
“Lavender: Home Improvement”
“Christmas with the ChaotiX: Lavender”
“Lavender: A Nice Chat”

“James the Turd” [concluded]
James Oldman, Chris’ nephew, finds a stray fluffy who wandered onto the Oldman Farm, and abuses the shit out of him.
Part 1
Part 2 (FINALE)

“Wun Wub, Wun Heawt” [concluded]
Calvin Korkea, deadbeat stoner, decides to get a fluffy on a whim, setting a truly bizarre chain of events in motion. A story of drugs, love and superpowers.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
Part 11
Part 12
Part 13
Part 14
Part 15 (FINALE)

The Death of Fluffies and Blueberry’s Forest
Blueberry, one of the Smarty Herd’s members, finds himself reincarnated in a feral herd, and a chance encounter with the Death of Fluffies sets another bizarre chain of events in motion. Meanwhile, the Death of Fluffies and his colleagues carry out their duties: ushering souls into the next world.
“No Justice”
“The Bone Fluff” Part 1
“The Bone Fluff” Part 2 (FINALE)
“Busy, Busy, Busy”
“The Fun-ewaw”
“Paint It Black”
“Break Out The Cigars” Part 1
“Break Out The Cigars” Part 2 (FINALE)
“Blueberry Express”
“Bath Time For Blueberry’s Herd”
“You Got The Goods?”
“Another Bath”
“The Cabin in the Woods”
“Life Finds A Way”
“High Times”
“Breather Episode: Blueberry’s Herd”
“Blueberry: Red Skies”
“Monster Mash”
“The Second Death of Blueberry”
“The Bear Necessities”
“Deaths At Work”
“Going The Way Of The Dodo”
“The Fluffy Book Club”
“Duty Calls”
“Three Old Men”
“Getting High”
“We’ll Be Able To Fly”
“The Graveyard Shift”
“A Bee In His Bonnet”
“What Can The Harvest Hope For”
“Calvin Korkea Day: Blueberry”
“C’est La Mort”
“A Busy Night For Blueberry”
“La Petite Mort”
“Christmas with the ChaotiX: Blueberry”
“Business As Usual In Blueberry’s Forest”

FauCorp and the Fluffy Cabal
The Faucheuse Corporation, Pierre’s business empire, works to create a better world for humans and fluffies alike.
“The Fluff Network”
“P53: Experiment Log”
“P53: Bad News”
“P53: Search and Destroy”
“P53: Soul Brothers”
“Fluffywood Swinging”
“In The Company Of Myself”
“Facility B-34”
“Facility X-88”
“Expanding Borders”
“One Chance”
“Under New Management”
“Breather Episode: The Fluffy Cabal”
“No Way Out”
“Facility A-40”
“Not Always Right”
“Fluffycide: Sorry, We’re Closed!”
“Happy Fluffy Daycare”
“Fluffy World: Work In Progress”
“Return to Facility X-88”
“Like A Boss”
“Re-Return to Facility X-88”
“Not Always Working”

Calvin and the ChaotiX
After developing superpowers, Calvin joins a superhero team called the ChaotiX, consisting of empowered humans and fluffies.

The Order of Darkness Saga
Calvin takes his first steps into the world of the fantastic, and his first villain? The mysterious leader of the Order of Darkness!
“The Talk”
“The Day My Powers Arrived”
“Fire and Dark”
“The Training Wheels Are Off”
“Hell on Earth” Part 1
“Hell on Earth” Part 2
“Hell on Earth” Part 3 (Denouement)
“Hell on Earth” Part 4 (FINALE)

The Demonic Doppelgangers Saga
Calvin picks up a new protégé, Miles, and the two of them face off with a pair of demons who have a grudge against Calvin.
“Miles Ahead”
“Let’s Bounce”
“Moving Pains”
“Birth and Rebirth”
“Just Another Sunday”
“Double Trouble” Part 1
“Double Trouble” Part 2
“Double Trouble” Part 3 (FINALE)
“Double Trouble: Miles Vs. James”

The Forces of Nature Saga
The enigmatic Goddess of Nature returns after a long absence, her goal to wipe out all that she deems unnatural. But she has a little secret…
“An Illuminating Lesson”
“It’s A Stretch”
“Nature’s Call” Part 1
“Nature’s Call” Part 2
“Nature’s Call” Part 3
“Nature’s Call” Part 4
“Nature’s Call” Part 5
“Nature’s Call” Part 6
“Nature’s Call” Part 7 (Denouement)
“Nature’s Call” Part 8 (FINALE)
“Nature’s Call” Part 9 (Epilogue)

The Alien Invasion Saga
Bertrand Faucheuse, son of Pierre, returns to Earth with an armada of spacecraft, and Calvin has a surprise encounter with an old foe.
“Breather Episode”
“Dawn of the Final Day”
“Winner Takes All” Part 1
“Winner Takes All” Part 2
“Winner Takes All” Part 3
“Winner Takes All” Part 4
“Winner Takes All” Part 5
“Winner Takes All” Part 6 (Denouement)
“Winner Takes All” Part 7 (FINALE)
“Winner Takes All” Part 8 (Epilogue)

The World Tour Saga
A duo of time travellers arrive with dire news: a robotic doppelganger of Calvin is fated to wipe out life on Earth! Can the ChaotiX avert this terrible fate? Or will the Caldroid achieve the perfection it desires?
“Blaze It”
“Out of Time”
“A Fate Forged In Steel”
“World Tour” Prologue
“World Tour” Part 1
“World Tour” Part 2
“World Tour” Part 3
“World Tour” Part 4
“World Tour” Part 5
“World Tour” Part 6
“World Tour” Part 7
“World Tour” Part 8 (FINALE)

The Caldroid Omega Saga
The answer is yes, the Caldroid does achieve perfection. But after Calvin gives it a piece of his mind, the Caldroid leaves to do some soul searching…
“Who’s the Boss?”
“The Doctor Is In”
“The Impossible Unity”
“A Nice Day At The Park” Part 1
“A Nice Day At The Park” Part 2
“A Nice Day At The Park” Part 3
“A Nice Day At The Park” Part 4
“A Nice Day At The Park” Part 5 (FINALE)

The Fiendlord Saga
Calvin and friends head to Romania, to deal with a vicious vampire lord with plans for Calvin! No, it’s not Dracula.
“Wicked Child”
“Amber Alert”
“Calvin Korkea’s Howling Commandos”
“Crossed Paths”
“Vampire Killer” Prologue
“Vampire Killer” Part 1
“Vampire Killer” Part 2
“Vampire Killer” Part 3
“Vampire Killer” Part 4
“Vampire Killer” Part 5
“Vampire Killer” Part 6
“Vampire Killer” Part 7
“Vampire Killer” Part 8
“Vampire Killer” Part 9 (Denouement)
“Vampire Killer” Part 10 (FINALE)

The Adam Omega Saga
A new team member joins the ChaotiX just in time, for an ancient menace has just been unsealed!
“Suit Up!”
“Tick Tock”
“A Do-Over”
“Time to Chill Out”
“Visiting Hours”
“Inn Security”
“Hatching a Plan”
“Giant-Size Fluff-Thing”
“Race Against Time” Part 1
“Race Against Time” Part 2
“Race Against Time” Part 3
“Race Against Time” Part 4
“Race Against Time” Part 5
“Race Against Time” Part 6
“Race Against Time” Part 7 (Denouement)
“Race Against Time” Part 8 (FINALE)
“Race Against Time: Meanwhile, In The Future…”

The Primal Earth Saga
Calvin and friends travel to Primal Earth, where long-extinct species live forth! Their enemy: the Emperor of the dinotites, who seeks to invade Modern Earth!
“Return of the King”
“That’s The Sound Of The Beast”
“Calvin: Dinosaur Hunter”
“Down the Drain”
“World of Strength”
“Rock and Roll”
“Hot and Heavy”
“Taking Off”
“Walk The Dinosaur” Prologue
“Walk The Dinosaur” Part 1
“Walk The Dinosaur” Part 2
“Walk The Dinosaur” Part 3
“Walk The Dinosaur” Part 4
“Walk The Dinosaur” Part 5
“Walk The Dinosaur” Part 6
“Walk The Dinosaur” Part 7
“Walk The Dinosaur” Part 8
“Walk The Dinosaur” Part 9
“Walk The Dinosaur” Part 10
“Walk The Dinosaur” Part 11
“Walk The Dinosaur” Part 12 (FINALE)

The Auldryn Saga
A long-lost relative of Pierre and Deston makes a surprise reappearance, but all is not as it seems…
“It’s Been A Long Time”
“Who’s Your Daddy?”
“Family Reunion”
“It’s Dangerous To Go Alone!”
“Oh Champion Mine”
“Time is Golden”
“Back To Basics”
“Me, Myself and I”
“Holy Shit!”
“Big and Small”
“Bloody Lies”
“Whatever It Takes”
“Vengeance” Part 1
“Vengeance” Part 2
“Vengeance” Part 3
“Vengeance” Part 4
“Vengeance” Part 5
“Vengeance” Part 6
“Vengeance” Part 7 (Denouement)
“Vengeance” Part 8 (FINALE)
“Vengeance” Part 8.5 (Aftermath)

The Multiverse Saga
When a band of criminal Calvins begin destroying universe after universe, the Calvin we know sets out to stop them. But is it too late to save what’s been lost?
“Master of Illusion”
“Stay Frosty”
“A Pair O’ Docs”
“Drown The Multiverse In Blood”
“We Need to Talk About Parallel Universes”
“Thinking With Portals”
“Into the Calvin-Verse” Prologue
“Into the Calvin-Verse” Part 1
“Into the Calvin-Verse” Part 2
“Into the Calvin-Verse” Part 3
“Into the Calvin-Verse” Part 4
“Into the Calvin-Verse” Part 5
“Into the Calvin-Verse” Part 6
“Into the Calvin-Verse” Part 7
“Into the Calvin-Verse” Part 8
“Into the Calvin-Verse” Part 9 (Denouement)
“Into the Calvin-Verse” Part 10 (FINALE)

The Umbra Saga
The Day of Fate comes again, and this time, Fate himself is gunning for Calvin! And Fate’s bringing friends…
“A Tale Of Two Trees”
“The Second Harbinger”
“The Fight Of Our Lives”
“The Beginning of the End”
“World Revolution” Prologue
“World Revolution” Part 1
“World Revolution” Part 2
“World Revolution” Part 3
“World Revolution” Part 4
“World Revolution” Part 5
“World Revolution” Part 6
“World Revolution” Part 7
“World Revolution” Part 8
“World Revolution” Part 9
“World Revolution” Part 10
“World Revolution” Part 11
“World Revolution” Part 12
“World Revolution” Part 13
“World Revolution” Part 14
“World Revolution” Part 15
“World Revolution” Part 16
“World Revolution” Part 17
“World Revolution” Part 18
“World Revolution” Part 19 (Denouement)
“World Revolution” Part 20 (FINALE)
“The End of the Beginning”

The Abuse Syndicate Saga
A failed assassination attempt, mysterious graffiti, a disappearing assassin… someone is behind all of this, but who? And why?
“Metal Fluffy Chaos”
“I Think It’s Time I Go My Separate Ways”
“The Stench of Disaster”
“Trust Me”
“Stranger Danger”
“This Stinks!”
“See No Evil”
“Fight The Despair, There’s Justice Filling The Air”
“Let’s Put Our Heads Together”
“A Terrible Fate”
“Whenever There Is A Meeting…”
“…A Parting Is Sure To Follow”
“Get Equipped”
“Calvin Korkea Vs. The Abuse Syndicate” Prologue
“Calvin Korkea Vs. The Abuse Syndicate” Part 1
“Calvin Korkea Vs. The Abuse Syndicate” Part 2
“Calvin Korkea Vs. The Abuse Syndicate” Part 3
“Calvin Korkea Vs. The Abuse Syndicate” Part 4
“Calvin Korkea Vs. The Abuse Syndicate” Part 5
“Calvin Korkea Vs. The Abuse Syndicate” Part 6
“Calvin Korkea Vs. The Abuse Syndicate” Part 7
“Calvin Korkea Vs. The Abuse Syndicate” Part 8
“Calvin Korkea Vs. The Abuse Syndicate” Part 9
“Calvin Korkea Vs. The Abuse Syndicate” Part 10
“Calvin Korkea Vs. The Abuse Syndicate” Part 11
“Calvin Korkea Vs. The Abuse Syndicate” Part 12
“Calvin Korkea Vs. The Abuse Syndicate” Part 13
“Calvin Korkea Vs. The Abuse Syndicate” Part 14 (Denouement)
“Calvin Korkea Vs. The Abuse Syndicate” Part 15 (FINALE)

The Intergalactic Tournament Saga
Calvin and Marley are invited to participate in a tournament, against the greatest fighters the universe has to offer! But who will be crowned Champion of the Universe?
“An Invitation”
“I Can’t Get No Satisfaction!”
“We Gotta Power”
“Today Is Fighting Day”
“Enter the Arena”
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Prologue
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Round 1: Calvin Vs. Bangar
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Round 1: Marley Vs. Peeta
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Round 1: Intermission
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Round 1: Dorz Vs. Mali
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Round 1: Klebsiella Vs. Zhala Jr.
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Round 1: End of Day
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Round 2: Calvin Vs. Amitsu
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Round 2: Konba Vs. Marley
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Round 2: Intermission
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Round 2: Dorz Vs. Erasa
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Round 2: Duwen Vs. Vin
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Round 2: Zhala Jr. Vs Geero-765
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Round 2: Iyatagg Vs. Bellikose
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Round 2: End of Day
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Round 3: Calvin Vs. Shyne
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Round 3: Marley Vs. Dorz
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Round 3: Intermission
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Round 3: Needlemouse Vs. Iku
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Round 3: Iyatagg Vs. Xl%r
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Round 3: Duwen Vs. Geero-765
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Round 3: End of Day
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Quarterfinals: Calvin Vs. Marley
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Quarterfinals: Iku Vs. Iyatagg
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Quarterfinals: Luxi Vs. L’arri
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Quarterfinals: Zardor Vs. Duwen
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Quarterfinals: End of Day
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Semifinals: Calvin Vs. Iyatagg
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Semifinals: Luxi Vs. Duwen
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Semifinals: End of Day
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Finals: Calvin Vs. Duwen Part 1
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Finals: Calvin Vs. Duwen Part 2
“The Intergalactic Tournament” The Wish
“The Intergalactic Tournament” After the Tournament
“The Intergalactic Tournament” The Grand Judge (Denouement)
“The Intergalactic Tournament” Homeward Bound (FINALE)

The Universal Tour Saga
The ChaotiX races against time to stop a duo of sinister siblings from unleashing their God of Destruction!
“The Ganglion”
“Universal Tour” Prologue
“Universal Tour” Part 1
“Universal Tour” Part 2
“Universal Tour” Part 3
“Universal Tour” Part 4
“Universal Tour” Part 5
“Universal Tour” Part 6
“Universal Tour” Part 7
“Universal Tour” Part 8
“Universal Tour” Part 9
“Universal Tour” Part 10
“Universal Tour” Part 11
“Universal Tour” Part 12 (FINALE)
“Universal Tour” Part 13 (Bonus!)

The God of Destruction Saga
And surprise surprise, the ChaotiX fails to stop the sinister siblings. But there may yet still be hope…
“The God of Destruction”
“Engines of Salvation” Part 1
“Engines of Salvation” Part 2
“Engines of Salvation” Part 3 (Denouement)
“Engines of Salvation” Part 4 (FINALE)

The Drakonia Saga
Straight from sci-fi to fantasy! Calvin and friends travel to the magical land of Drakonia, on a mission to reunite a family!
“The Other Side”
“The Pit of Giaga”
“Class Is In Session”
“Your Story”
“A Change of Face”
“Lather and Leave Her”
“One For The Road”
“Have a Nice Fall?”
“Realm of Revelation”
“The Quester’s Rest”
“It’s Party Time!”
“A Royal Mess”
“But Thou Must”
“Road to Adventure”
“The Naked Truth”
“Close Encounters of the Random Kind”
“Level Up!”
“A Golden Opportunity”
“Hail To The King” Part 1
“Hail To The King” Part 2
“Hail To The King” Part 3
“Hail To The King” Part 4 (Denouement)
“Hail To The King” Part 5 (FINALE)
“Hail To The King” Part 6 (Epilogue)

The Inhuman Alliance Saga
It’s a blast from the past, when several old foes of the ChaotiX join forces!
“He Didn’t Fly So Good”
“The Silver Lining”
“Off To A Rocky Start”
“Lights, Camera, Action”
“Inhuman” Prologue
“Inhuman” Part 1
“Inhuman” Part 2
“Inhuman” Part 3
“Inhuman” Part 4
“Inhuman” Part 5
“Inhuman” Part 6
“Inhuman” Part 7
“Inhuman” Part 8 (Denouement)
“Inhuman” Part 9 (FINALE)
“Inhuman” Part 10 (Bonus!)

The Vulcanus Saga
The ChaotiX discovers the existence of a powerful entity inside the Earth! Who-- or what-- is Vulcanus, and what does he want?
“The Guest In The Basement”
“Family Matters”
“Wakey Wakey, Eggs and Bakey”
“Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?”
“Failure to Launch”
“Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!?”
“Burning Desire”
“Going South”
“The Trail We Blaze”
“My Hero”
“Dark and Fire”
“Brother, My Brother”
“Tell Me What Are We Fighting For”
“Aces High”
“A Hole Lotta Trouble”
“Hello Darkness, My Old Friend”
“Nivlac, Take The Wheel”
“The Lucky Number”
“Turn Off The Dark”
“Viva Las Vegas” Prologue
“Viva Las Vegas” Part 1
“Viva Las Vegas” Part 2
“Viva Las Vegas” Part 3
“Viva Las Vegas” Part 4
“Viva Las Vegas” Part 5
“Viva Las Vegas” Part 6
“Viva Las Vegas” Part 7
“Viva Las Vegas” Part 8
“Viva Las Vegas” Part 9 (Denouement)
“Viva Las Vegas” Part 10 (FINALE)

The Saingan Saga
In the wake of the destruction of Las Vegas, Calvin and Marley get tangled up in an unexpected family reunion.
“Shine On, You Crazy Diamond”
“In The Family Way”
“Oh, Brother!”
“The Eternal Question”
“GO! GO! GO! GO!”
“Keep On Truckin’”
“Conflict Resolution”
“Maximum Power” Part 1
“Maximum Power” Part 2
“Maximum Power” Part 3
“Maximum Power” Part 4
“Maximum Power” Part 5
“Maximum Power” Part 6 (Denouement)
“Maximum Power” Part 7 (FINALE)
“Maximum Power” Part 8 (Epilogue)

The Merger Saga
A disgraced apprentice comes to town, with dark designs for Calvin and Marley.
“Calvin Korkea Day”
“Stone Dead”
“Master Using It And You Can Have This”
“The Elephant in the Room”
“Merger Mania” Part 1
“Merger Mania” Part 2
“Merger Mania” Part 3
“Merger Mania” Part 4
“Merger Mania” Part 5 (Denouement)
“Merger Mania” Part 6 (FINALE)

The Hans Stahlberg Saga
Unbeknownst to the ChaotiX, a final backup of Hans’ mind escaped erasure. But what is his plan?
“Teed Off”
“Storming Out”
“Little Boxes Made Of Ticky-Tacky”
“Scry Another Day”
“Ow, The Edge!”
“Leaps and Bounds”
“Knock Knock”
“This Is Who I Am”
“Bring Home The Bacon”
“Make It Rain”
“Hands of Iron”
“Dive On In”
“Special Delivery”
“Seeing Red”
“Feeling Blue”
“The Man Who Turns The Wheels”
“A Sinking Feeling”
“I’ve Come To Make An Announcement”
“Metallic Madness” Prologue
“Metallic Madness” Part 1
“Metallic Madness” Part 2
“Metallic Madness” Part 3
“Metallic Madness” Part 4
“Metallic Madness” Part 5
“Metallic Madness” Part 6
“Metallic Madness” Part 7
“Metallic Madness” Part 8
“Metallic Madness” Part 9
“Metallic Madness” Part 10
“Metallic Madness” Part 11 (Denouement)
“Metallic Madness” Part 12 (FINALE)

The Light and Darkness Saga
A breakout from Hell leads to an unpleasant reunion. But what is a certain trio of old men up to?
“Up The Wall”
“It’s Gonna Take A Lot To Drag Me Away From You”
“This Party’s Getting Crazy!”
“On The Open Road”
“We Shall Meet In The Place Where There Is No Darkness”
“Light Up The Night”
“Black and White”
“Road Trip”
“Take Back The Light” Prologue
“Take Back The Light” Part 1
“Take Back The Light” Part 2
“Take Back The Light” Part 3
“Take Back The Light” Part 4
“Take Back The Light” Part 5
“Take Back The Light” Part 6
“Take Back The Light” Part 7 (Denouement)
“Take Back The Light” Part 8 (FINALE)

The Resurrection of Dehak Saga
Lord Dehak, ruthless lich necromancer, returns to corporeality at long last.
“Guess Who’s Back, Back Again”
“The Unhappiest Place On Magicca”
“Eyes in the Sky”
“Let Sleeping Dragons Lie”
“We Drink To Our Youth, To Days Come And Gone”
“All In The Family”
“Black Box”
“Growing Panes”
“Dark, Darker, Yet Darker”
“Caution to the Wind”
“Rising Sun” Prologue
“Rising Sun” Part 1
“Rising Sun” Part 2
“Rising Sun” Part 3
“Rising Sun” Part 4
“Rising Sun” Part 5
“Rising Sun” Part 6
“Rising Sun” Part 7
“Rising Sun” Part 8
“Rising Sun” Part 9
“Rising Sun” Part 10 (Denouement)
“Rising Sun” Part 11 (FINALE)
“Rising Sun” Part 12 (Bonus!)

The Spirits of Sin Saga
Calvin makes a shiny new friend, and a feral herd discovers a mysterious, ancient box which spells doom…
“Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit”
“Take Me Down To The Vatican City”
“Please Don’t Drive At 88, Don’t Wanna Be Late Again”
“Another One Bites The Dust”
“200.0% Mad”
“The Cat’s Out Of The Bag”
“Seven and Seven”
“Suburban Doxology” Prologue
“Suburban Doxology” Part 1
“Suburban Doxology” Part 2
“Suburban Doxology” Part 3
“Suburban Doxology” Part 4
“Suburban Doxology” Part 5
“Suburban Doxology” Part 6 (FINALE)

The Carnage Saga
The ChaotiX heads to San Francisco, where a horrifying reunion between parent and spawn awaits!
“Make Some Noise”
“Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid”
“Drop The Bass”
“A Brawl Is Surely Brewing!”
“You’re Gonna Meet Some Gentle People”
“Maximum Carnage” Prologue
“Maximum Carnage” Part 1
“Maximum Carnage” Part 2
“Maximum Carnage” Part 3
“Maximum Carnage” Part 4
“Maximum Carnage” Part 5 (Denouement)
“Maximum Carnage” Part 6 (FINALE)

ChaotiX introductory stories
Exactly what it sounds like. These stories introduce characters who become prominent in the ChaotiX stories.
“Meet Dave”
“What A Horrible Night”
“Undercover Fluffy”
“A B-Story”
“The World Sure Seems Different From Down Here”
“Werewolf, Baby!”
“Reggae Mortis”
“We’ll Set The Night Aflame”
“The Warriors Four”
“Avenging Spirit”
“Keeping Up With The Joneses”
“You Have Great Rage In Your Heart”

Other ChaotiX/Cabal-related stories
Also exactly what it sounds like. A lot of these stories take place between Sagas.
“New Life and Old Death”
“An Ending”
“Child Soldiers”
“Doomguy Dave”
“Unlife’s a Beach”
“What Do You Need?”
“Where Everybody Knows Your Name”
“Sea and Sky”
“A Story For Ants”
“Andre: The Next Episode”
“A Small Story”
“All That Glitters”
“The Super Hoskins Brothers Super Show”
“Parks and Recreation”
“The Supermarket”
“I’m Lovin’ It”
“Slices of Life”
“Things In The Light Are Not The Same In The Dark”
“Cannabis and An Abyss”
“Step Into The Grand Tour”
“Ill Met By Moonlight”
“We Need To Talk”
“Jam with the Band”
“The Good Doctor”
“More Slices of Life”
“A Night On The Town”
“The Abuse Syndicate: Loose Ends”
“Beam Me Up Right Away!”
“The History of Quinton”
“Slices of Unlife”
“Even More Slices of Life”
“Fluffy Auschwitz”
“All Aboard The Gain Train”
“Saturday Morning ChaotiX”
“Weet Je Wat Ik Wil?”
“Where We’re Going, We Don’t Need Roads”
“The Door”
“The Strongest Fluffy Alive”
“What Is Grief, If Not Love Persevering?”
“Do You Even Lift?”
“Yet More Slices of Life”
“Get Ready To Be Schooled”
“You’ve Been Trolled”
“I Can’t Believe It’s More Slices of Life”

ChaotiX villains
Stories about the villains. Do you really need me to explain this? Several of these stories are backstory related.
“The Darkest One”
“Subject G-00”
“Wining and Dining”
“No Wonder They Call Her A Mother”
“Dinner Date”
“Going Green”
“What Happens If We Fail”
“Evolve or Die”
“Far Out”
“Survival of the Fittest”
“The Fiendlord”
“Strength in Numbers”
“The Purple Stallion”
“Where Everything Ends”
“Ad Laun Dyz”
“The Inhuman Alliance”
“Green and Purple”
“The Inhuman Alliance: Food For Thought”
“A Nice Family Dinner”
“The Black Band”
“The Dream of Zeal”
“No Reason, No Conscience, Just Hunger”
“What The Night Brings”
“Our Chum Argyrum”
“That Which Is Far Off, And Exceeding Deep, Who Can Find It Out?”
“To Break The Chains Of Death”
“The Dragon’s Anus”
“And Deep Within The Wastes, Your Way You’ll Find”

Umbra Behind Bars
After yet another resurrection, Umbra is brought in alive by the ChaotiX, and becomes an unwilling guest at the School.
“The Silence of the Fluffies”
“Umbra’s Christmas Carol”
“Arguing With Myself”

“Cleo and Julius” [concluded]
Introduces the Faucheuse Foundation, a safe haven for fluffies in need.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7 (FINALE)

Dr. Erwin Stahlberg, Fluffy M.D.
Erwin’s ongoing mission to diagnose and treat sick and injured fluffies.
“Thanks, Doc!”
“I Can’t Do This All On My Own”
“Two Point Hospital”
“No Pill’s Gonna Cure My Ill”
“Wherever The Art Of Medicine Is Loved”
“Cure Sometimes, Treat Often And Comfort Always”
“Doctor, Doctor, Gimme The News”
“Primum Non Nocere”
“The Only Joint For Medical Relief”
“Laughter Is The Best Medicine”
“He’s The One That Makes Ya Feel Alright”
“Now Inject This Fluffy With Some Science! Delicious, Magical Science!”
“Dr. Stahlberg’s Mean Bean Machine”
“Are You Satisfied With Your Care?”
“I’m The King Of The Clinic”
“Fists Full of Medicine”
“A Profession Where Knowledge, Power And Heart Come Together”
“A Science Of Uncertainty And An Art Of Probability”

Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come For You?
“CHAOTIX OPEN UP!!!” As fluffy abuse is banned in more and more places, the ChaotiX and their allies work against those who don’t give two tugs about the abuse ban.
“Ultimate Fluffy Championship”
“A Playa in a Management Profession”
“The Organ Farm”
“Going Through The Mill”

Glenn’s Tale [concluded]
Glenn, the fluffy-headed swordsman, embarks on a quest to repair his broken sword and avenge his master’s murder.
“The Inn Between Worlds”
“My Name Is Glenn”
“Singing Mountain”
“Metal’s Sage”
“The Hero’s Grave”
“Return to Singing Mountain”

Alpha and New Quezon City
After being reprogrammed by the ChaotiX, Alpha, formerly known as the Caldroid, sets out to rebuild Quezon City, which he destroyed, and becomes New Quezon City’s official protector.
“Another Day On The Job”
“Hopes and Dreams”
“An Actually Nice Day At The Park”
“A Savior Built By Human Hands”
“Born In The Shadow, With Blade Of The Light”
“A Madman’s Design, With A Genius’ Spark”
“Alpha and Omega”
“There Is More To This Machine Than We Could Ever Know”

Wisdom, Power and Courage [concluded]
Calvin and Jack work to recover a set of gemstones with incredible power.
“Up Up, Down Down, Left Right Left Right”
“Test Your Strength”
“Your Worst Nightmare”

The Inn Between Worlds
At the Inn Between Worlds, people from every world can meet, and interact. So it’s basically a crossover series.
“Another Drink”
“Happy Hour”
“Well Drinks”
“Stiff Drinks and Sharp Wits”
“Oak And Brass, A Touch Of Class”
“There’s No Last Call Here”
“Getting Sauced”
“Spirited Conversations”
“More Spirited Conversations”
“In Vino Veritas”
“The Cause Of, And Solution To, All Of Life’s Problems”
“On The Rocks”
“Because Alcohol Tastes Better Than Tears”
“Drink Is The Curse Of The Land”
“A Tall Glass of Punch”
“Hair of the Dog”
“The Angel’s Share”
“Good People Drink Good Beer”
“The Mouth Of A Perfectly Happy Man Is Filled With Beer”

Yoshi and Primal Earth [concluded]
A man and his fluffy venture to Primal Earth. Only one of them returns.
“Primal Earth”
“Dinosaur Land”
“Improbable, Unlikely, But Never Impossible”

The Power of the Dinosaur
Zhala Jr., new Emperor of the dinotites, seeks the power of his noble ancestors to secure a future for his kind, his trusty cohort Rhez and his fluffy Taka by his side. Yes, a dinotite adopted a fluffy.
“Welcome to the Jungle”
“A Dinosaur’s Story”
“Tower of the Ancients”
“Monk-y Business”
“The Hunt Is On”

We Am Venom!
He’s an abandoned fluffy! It’s a symbiotic entity from space! Together, they fight crime!
“I Got A Darkness Inside”
“Lethal Protector”
“If You’re Going To San Francisco”
“Be Sure To Wear Some Flowers In Your Hair”
“Let There Be Carnage” Part 1
“Let There Be Carnage” Part 2 (FINALE)
“Reunited, And It Feels So Good”
“When You Love Someone, You Accept The Whole Person”
“Venom’s What We Are Meant To Be”
“Let Me In! I Wanna Crawl Under Your Skin!”
“Soon Come Chaos, Chaos Soon Come”
“A Dollhouse for the Devil”
“You Know My Name, Now Scream It!”

“Dragon Quest”
Edward von Drachen, Eddy to his friends, discovers his nature as a half-dragon, and sets out to find his long-lost mother, his fluffy Erdrick by his side.
Part I
Part II
Part III
Part IV
Part V
Part VI
Part VII
Part IX
Part X
Part XI
Part XII
Part XIV
Part XV
Part XVI

The Eternal Gentlemen’s Club [concluded]
A year before Pierre and Calvin meet, Victor and Scarface are invited to a mysterious gentlemen’s club.
“You Have Been Cordially Invited”
“Where Everybody Knows Your Age”
“Enjoy Your Stay”
“You’re Too Late”
“You’re No Gentleman”
“Your Biggest Mistake”
“Glad You Could Make It”
“I Told You”
“We Know What You Are”
“You Had A Chance”
“Do You Know What I Am?”
“Your Alchemy, It Falls Apart”
“Everything Special About You Came Out Of A Bottle”
“Can You Believe It?”

Wizards Do Parlor Tricks, I Throttle The Heavens!
Follow Chaos, the anthropomorphic personification of chaos itself, as he does things!
“The Chaos Heartbeat Booming”
“Taste the Rainbow”
“Man’s Greatest Fear Is Chaos”
“The Fifth of Four”
“Chaos Is A Friend Of Mine”
“I Can Do Anything!”

Ugly Sweater Guy
Stranded in the city so many of the ChaotiX call home, an abuser from Detroit finds himself playing a game with Chaos, and wearing an ugly, itchy sweater he can’t take off! Only by changing his ways can he save himself from a lifetime of itchiness or worse…
“Harder, Sweater, Faster, Stronger”
“Two Heads Are Sweater Than One”
“Sweater Off Dead”
“For Sweater Or Worse”
“Sweater The Devil You Know”
“Couldn’t Have Said It Sweater”
“The Foundation for a Sweater Life”
“It’s Going to Get Worse Before It Gets Sweater”
“Should’ve Known Sweater”
“Sweater Get Going”

I Got The Power
Gaspode, a filthy street fluffy, is gifted with the ability to think and speak like a human after a magical mishap… and quickly learns how to exploit it.
“Gaspode the Wonder Fluffy”
“Milking It For All It’s Worth”

Abuse Stories
Stories about abusers that aren’t ChaotiX villains.
“Is This What You Want?”
“Miss Carrey”
“Fluff Hunt”

Magical Tales
Stories that are primarily about magic. Stories about magical villains can be be found up in the ChaotiX Villains section.
“The Sorcerer’s Apprentice”
“The Witch’s House”
“The Magical Quarter”
“The Two Of Us Make Three”
“Fairy Hollow”
“The Mystery of the Druids”
“The Sanctum”
“The Natural Way”
“Business as Unusual”
“The Radish Cure”
“Out for Blood”
“Oh To Be Forever Young”
“Books, Brains, Bananas and Beef”

Multiversal Stories
Various stories taking place in timelines other than Timeline-1989. Stories about villains from alternate timelines can be found up in the ChaotiX Villains section.
“Vlad The Implier”
“One Man Army”
“Yhprum’s Law”
“Bread and Butter”
“Something Went Wrong”

Public Enemy Number 9891
Heeeeeeeey, dear readers! Yeah, it’s me, Anti-Calvin. I’ve got the guy who usually writes these descriptions bound and gagged in a broom closet. Don’t worry, I’ll let him out when I’m done here. These are awesome stories about Yours Truly doing awesome things across the multiverse. You’d better read 'em, or I’ll get extra-painful with you when I finally come to Timeline-0! That’s your timeline, dear readers.
“The Citadel”
“Streets of Rage”
“Nu Wub, Nu Heawt”
“Calvins At Work”
“The Mad Doctor”
“Sower of Evil”
“Do You Get It Yet?”
“You’re A Mean One, Mister Cal”
“Killing Time”
“A Story For Antis”
“Destroyer of Narratives”

In an alternate timeline, a zombie apocalypse lays waste to the Earth, and the few surviving ChaotiX members struggle to stay alive in this new world of the unliving dead.
“Jah, Damn This Disease”
“We Are The Dead”
“Dead Days”
“[INSERT NOUN HERE] of the Dead”

“Woven into Reality: Rewoven” [concluded]
A collaboration between me and jimmyhopkins, taking Woven into Reality and giving it the NobodyAtAll treatment.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4 (FINALE)

Holiday Stories
Stories about various holidays. Duh.
“This Is Halloween”
“Chill Xmas”
“I’ll Have A Blue Christmas Without You”
“Christmas with the ChaotiX”

Various stories that don’t really fit into any other section.
“Shit Happens”
“One of Us”
“His Only Weapon”
“Star Road”
“System Shock”
“A Second Chance”
“El Padrino”
“Old Stoneface”
“Little Hydrox”
“Getting Stoned”
“Wario Land”
“Rip and Tear”
“A Heart-To-Heart”
“The Last Day Of The World”
“A Need, Not A Desire”
“I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For…”
“The End?”
“We’re Back”
“Say My Name”
“I Come From Earth, A Planet Of Outlaws”
“The Heralds of Change”
“The Light in the Darkness”
“The Bestest Hoomin”
“Da Twiwight Pwace: A Nice Place To Visit”
“I Don’t Get Nice, I Get Norse”


Do the stories have to be read in the same order as they are here?


It’s kind of like Discworld, which, as I’ve pointed out before, is one of the biggest influences on my writing. Each series focuses on a different group of characters, but there’s references to the other series, and characters from other series making cameos. If you only read one series, you’ll be missing out on a lot of context, and you won’t get some of the jokes. I might end up numbering them all at some point, to make it easier to read them in upload order.


Saw the mountain. I’m definitely going to need a sherpa to know where to start tackling this.


Haha, yeah, you’re not the first person to comment on that.

I’m currently trying to slow my tempo down, so everyone can catch up with me. I might take a break from writing altogether, but if I do, I’ll still be around, catching up on other people’s work, and commenting.

I’m not saying anything concrete, because I’d like to leave myself some wiggle room. It pays to be flexible.


finally figured out what your series reminds me of: Ben 10. thats a good thing btw ben 10 is great

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I’ve honestly never seen it.

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its fuckin wild.

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I know of it, I know the general details. Kid gets a bracelet that lets him turn into aliens, and he has a cousin who he is three drinks away from going full Alabama with. And then there’s nineteen billion reboots.


funny enough, all the reboots take place in the same universe and have a canonical reason for existing

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Yeah, and I know she was originally going to be his girlfriend, but the makers were like “Wait, what kind of parents would let their daughter drive around with an old man and a teenage boy?”, so they made her his cousin to patch that plot hole.

Unfortunately, they forgot to remove all the subtext, so every time they’re together, you can almost hear banjos playing.

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Well at least they got rid of that later on.

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But the fans will never let them live it down.

Have you seen that one pic of the bootleg stickers that used fanart of Gwen being pregnant? Not that hard to find.

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oh trust me, ive seen it before. its hard not to have seen it on the internet and i hate it

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jesus christ that’s a lot of reading

Jesus Jimmy, you’re not even good at making alts to evade a ban.

oh oops, i’ll remove

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No worries.
It reminded me that the flagged post hadn’t been deleted so some good did come from it.