"Wun Wub, Wub Heawt" Part 15 (FINALE) by NobodyAtAll

Part 14

WARNING: contains spoilers for “Hell on Earth”.


It’s been a year since the War.

The future may have refused to change, but the world refused to die.

A lot has changed since.

The X-Positives and the wizards have gone public. The damage had been done, and as Pierre said, it was time for a change.

Mostly, people have accepted all of the changes to the status quo.

Hey, if they were willing to accept fluffies…

The existence of aliens is still a secret, however. The normos still aren’t ready for that. Maybe next year.

The wizards were relieved, because they’d been hiding from the normos for centuries.

At the present time, nobody has been burned at the stake, or whatever it is they did to those accused of witchcraft.

Deston told you that it doesn’t even do anything to wizards.

There’s also a memorial for all of the innocent bystanders who were killed in the war.

A lot’s changed in your little corner of the universe, too.

You’re now an international celebrity. Pierre said that he can’t go and confirm it anymore, but he’s pretty sure you’re winding up in the history books. He will make sure you do if he has so, he said.

But you’re still the same old Cal.

Seth’s a celebrity now too, but for a different reason. Zephyr got their big break, already have their first platinum record, and have just gotten back from their first tour. Seth made it home just in time for the… event.

Caelum stayed with you while Seth was on the road. Hey, you had room, even with the… event on the way.

Harry has finally admitted that he has always been proud of Seth.

Dave is an internet sensation now. Apparently, a news chopper got a good view of him going to town on the demons.

He is now called Doomguy Dave, and even got a tattoo of the Doomguy sprite on his arm.

On his other arm, he got a heart with the name Sandra.

You’re pretty sure you caught Dave browsing a ring catalog once, but he insisted that it was porn.

Andre has told you in confidence that Dave has already decided that you’re going to be his best man. Andre and Magic are also doing alright. Magic got to meet his namesake. They both got signed basketballs. Andre’s always been a huge fan of the guy.

The news crew also got a good view of Slayer going to town on the demon fluffy.

Dave was thrilled about this.

Pierre was able to remove the bad word branded on Slayer’s side.

Right now, the whole gang is here. While everyone else is in the living room, you, Judy, Marley, Piccolo, and Snowball are in the new nursery, looking into the crib with smiles on all of your faces and tears of joy in all of your eyes.


“He’s so beautiful. He’s got your eyes, Cal. The exact same shade of blue.”

“And I think he’s gonna be a redhead like you, Jude. Shame, I’ve got a nice shade of brown. Maybe our next kid will get it.”

“Wai dewe onwy wun hoomin babbeh? Wen fwuffy haf babbeh, fwuffy haf wots of babbehs. Mawwey wemembew.

Ziggy, Marley’s son, has embarked on a very successful career as a stud. Scarface has too. Scarface may be an ugly little bastard, but damn, he and all of his foals are smart.

“Sometimes there’s more then one, Mar. Sometimes there’s two, or three. Sometimes there can even be five.

“Cal, I love Quin, but if you told me I had to push out five of him, I could not handle it.”

Quinton Pierre Korkea. Here’s to you, kid!

(Yes, that’s what the Q stands for.)

You and Judy have decided to not get married.

Not because you don’t love each other. You do. You always will.

No, it’s because you both realized that you were pretty much already married.

Calvin Korkea doesn’t need no government to tell him he’s married, your heart tells you you’re married, maaaan! If they cut you open, the name “Judy” would be engraved on your heart! In big letters, maaaaaaaaan!


So all in all, things are peaceful. More or less.

You’ve settled in as leader of the ChaotiX, and everyone is training hard and working hard.

Pierre is enjoying retirement.

Deston has released a new book: Fluffies Of Other Universes. It’s getting rave reviews.

And the Fondas have had their daughter, Moonflower. Because of course they’d name her that. Blueberry’s herd is still doing well.

You think it’s gonna be smooth sailing from here on out.

atchoo

fwoosh

You slowly look up at the burn mark that your infant son just made on the nursery ceiling. Everyone else dove for cover when they saw the stream.

Oh, shit.


Meanwhile, Down There, one of the elite demons finally notices that Chris and James Oldman have just escaped from Hell again.

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