(As of the posting of this chapter, Cherry and Brian B.S. 3 is still being written. Enjoy the crackhead energy that is Brian’s family!)
The video starts with a shot of Brian and Gavin sitting side by side on a couch. Their fluffies are off-screen, and can’t be heard.
“Hey there, everyone!” Brian greets. “Welcome to our first video. This is a bit of a new thing we’re doing, where we sort of ‘research’ fluffies without hurting them. We’re new to the youtuber thing, so please bear with us!” He smiled. “Now, this first one is less of an experiment and more of a prank. As you can see, our fluffies are out of the room so they don’t figure out what’s going on while we explain.”
Gavin spoke next. “If you’ve heard of the ‘what the fluff challenge’, it’s about the same thing. We’re going to hold up a large blanket or towel, bob it up and down so the fluffies see we’re behind it. Then we throw it in the air, and before the blanket can reveal us, we run out of view of the fluffies to make them think we’ve somehow disappeared.” He wiggled his fingers a bit for emphasis.
“Think of this channel as a sort of ‘hugboxers web guide’. Let’s start!” Brian enthusiastically exclaimed. He let Cherry into the room first.
“Hi Bwian! Why did fwuffies nee’ to stay out of woom?” Cherry asked.
“I’ll explain in a minute, buddy. Just one thing first.” He stood in a doorway, holding up a striped pink blanket. “Do you think you could watch me for a sec?”
“Otay, Bwian!” Cherry exclaimed. He watched as Brian popped the blanket above his head and back below a few times, before Brian tossed the blanket in the air. When the blanket came back down, Brian was gone.
“Bwian?!” Cherry yelped. He trotted towards the blanket, sniffing it. It still smelled like his owner. His gaze whipped from left to right, but Brian was nowhere to be seen. “Bwian? Am yoo undew bwankie?” He lifted the blanked and peeked under.
“Nu Bwian hewe…” He checked under the couch. “Not hewe eithew…” He sat down. “Am… Am blankie magic blankie?” His eyes sparkled. He had to show Switchy! But just as Cherry grasped the blanket in his teeth and began to drag it backward, Brian popped back out.
“Surprise!”
Cherry yelped and dropped the blanket, falling on his butt. “Bwian! Where wewe yoo? Chewwy wooked aww ovew fow yoo!”
“I was hiding in a different room, buddy. I pranked you!” Brian grinned.
Cherry thought for a second, then understood. “Ohhhh! Chewy get it! Yoo hide an’ make Chewwy fink yoo wewe gone!” The alicorn giggled, rolling around on the floor. “Siwwy Bwian!”
“Su, wha’ did yoo nee’ Switchy fow?” Switchy asked, trotting behind Gavin.
“Just wanted to show you something.” Gavin explained. He held up the blanket. “Ready? Watch me, kiddo.”
Gavin bobbed the blanket again, but when he tossed the blanket, he accidentally tossed it too hard and the blanket floated on top of a confused Switchy. Brian, who was holding the camera, started laughing hysterically. It didn’t help Brian’s wheezing when, on top of the blanket fail, Gavin tripped and faceplanted with an “OOF!”
Brian collapsed to the floor, cackling. Gavin’s laughter is heard as well. The imagery freezes, with the text “We’ll be right back” displayed at the left.
Lucky hopped behind brian, smiling. “Nu daddeh and Wucky gonna pway a game?” She asked, excited.
“Yep, that’s right!” He held the blanket up. “Here we go! Eyes on me, sweetie.”
“Otay!” She beamed, sitting down and gazing at Brian unblinkingly.
Once the blanket was down and Brian was gone, Lucky blinked rapidly. She hopped down from her place on the back of the couch. “Nyu daddeh?” She called, No answer.
She shuffled under the blanket. No Brian. She looked all around, except for the closed door that blocked her way. Still no Brian. “… Nyu daddeh? Am yoo dewe?” She asked. Meanwhile, Brian stood in the bathtub, muffling his snickers.
“…” She trotted back to the blanket and sat down. “Nyu daddeh… W-weave?” her lower lip wobbled. Gavin muttered “Oh, no-” Before she burst into wails. She clutched the blanket, holding it tight.
“Whewe am nyu daddeh? Huu, huuhuuuu! Miss yoo!” She bawled. Brian came speeding out, a guilty look on his face.
He scooped her up into his arms, shushing her. “Oh no no baby, it’s okay! I’m here. Shhhh…”
“N-Nyu daddeh?” She peeked up, sniffling. Then, she lit up. “”Nyu daddeh!” She leapt up, hugging his neck. “Wucky gif yoo wucky huggies an’ make suwe yoo nebah weave again!”
“Ack! Lucky, too hard! C-Can’t-” He coughed, and fell over. Lucky was none the wiser, squeezing his neck in a tight hug.
“That last one was a nightmare…” Gavin muttered and shook his head.
“What awe yoo tawking about, dada?” Apple questioned, gazing up at his owner with curious eyes.
“Nothing, little pal. Here, watch this!” Gavin exclaimed. He picked up the blanket, bobbed it, and disappeared.
“Dada?” He trotted over to the blanket and turned left, immediately going into the room Gavin was now hiding in. “Why did yoo wun away?”
Gavin laughed, then shook his head. “No reason.”
Dusk flinched. One of his humans was gone after dropping a blanket! What the hell? He sniffed around for him, but to no avail.
“Hooman! Come out! Where awe yoo?” He trotted to the blanket, sniffing it. It still smelled like Brian. What the fuck. “Dummeh hooman! Get out hewe!”
He snarled at the blanket before him. It was this thing’s fault! He grabbed it and tore at it with his teeth. Thanks to his dog DNA, his jaws were stronger with sharper teeth, so he actually started to make a hole before Gavin raced towards him with a “STOP! STOP! STOP!”
“Wha’?”
Brian reappeared. “Good god, that was a disaster too. Maybe we should be more careful with our fluffies, they seem to be pretty unique compared to other fluffies.”