Christmas shopping for...bicycles! (artist: Carpdime)

Parenting things, expectation management!

This girl is meant to be Princess Pinky’s owner (Amy) when she was a kid.

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This is completely relatable if you have kids

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This is why if I ever have children they’re growing up without a television or easy access to commercialism.

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You know, gaudy as that fluffy is, with the excessive details, and the four wings, Carpdime still manages to make the fluffy look cute! It actually makes me want to see the actual fluffy result.

Also,

This girl is meant to be Princess Pinky’s owner (Amy) when she was a kid.

NEW LORE

(furiously scribbles down)

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What’s the difference between alicorn and a princess?

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I’m guessing when you tick the Princess option, they make sure the fluffy has some sort of blood relations to the British Royal family :thinking:

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About 40 man hours of careful inprinting plus industrial strength social and mental conditioning. Only the best for 15K USD.

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@Foxhoarder @Carpdime
Looks like I might have to do some more lorebuilding on “My Little Fluffy”

Maybe I could separate the alicorns from the princesses, something that Filly Funtasia also does.

EDIT: huh, interesting. According to what Megan McCarthy said in the Alicorn article on the MLP:FiM wiki, the princess title is earned. Which makes sense, since Twilight Sparkle had to ‘earn’ the princess title, and also alicorns in the MLP world (except for Flurry Heart) are not born, they “earn” their wings.

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that would totally ba a thing if real XD

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Jellenheimer OC artists be like:

Nightshade: None (speaking from personal experience of course, Darling), but I happen to be a queen in my household. Just ask Derek or…

Me: Um, excuse me, “your majesty,” but the Christmas cookies are burning again.

N: CRAAAAAAP! (Runs out cursing just as smoke billows from oven and alarm goes off)

Bluebell, sighing: I wub mai mummah, but sumtime her am a dummeh-mummah!

N, offstage: I HEARD THAT!!

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This brings up an interesting question. How long do fluffies tend to live in your headcanon?

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I’ve always imagined fluffies with lifespans similar to a long living dog, for most purposes I would just say 15 years.

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You could buy a good pc for god dam cheeper

Untick,
Princess
Alicorn,
and unique and the price wil drop down to 50.

If by chance a child does get an expensive biotoy, then it becomes a game of break-a-fluff.