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Manager working hard to save this sale.
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So the manager is an asshole too.
The customer has a point about this fluffy not being entirely house trained
but, he is stil an asshole.
Iām, stil on the fluffies side here.
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I am optimistic this will have a happy ending!
For those who enjoy fluffies being abused.
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Iām wish washy on abuse.
Sometimes iāll go for straight the razor ( and fluffy cojones)
Other times im straight up hugbox.
Its the filthy hugbox for me this time, this fluffy did nothing wrong other then getting over excited in front of an uptight asshat.
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Oh dearā¦
He is definitely still getting adopted.
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If he shits every time he gets excited then thatās a problem.
Therefore itās regrettable and tragic but thereās no other option but to put him through horrible torture. If only there were another way, but this is how life is. His torment was the only outcome that could result from his actions.
I am being sarcastic of course.
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From what iām getting is that he is the keeper fluffy and the brown fluffies wil get horrible abuse to keep him inline.
It sucks ass to be a brown fluffy. ( pun intended)
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Thatās sadly realistic, though.
If a dog doesnāt have bowel control, it will be difficult to sell and likely be put down.
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Kid, learn when to fold them and get the fuck outta there.
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I didnāt consider that.
I assumed he was going to be turned into a litter pal.
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That is also possible, but the asshole customer doesnāt want brown fluffies.
so I assumed this one was a good color.
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Bit hard for the fluffy, ā¦oh you meant the customer.
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Thatās pretty good reasoning.
However, trying to scare him into not pooping will likely make him poop more.
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Before the manager shows the customer how to pillow, we hear a loud snap of the sorry stick.
āDonāt worry, this failure will be our next teaching Fluffy, come this way, Sirā
They walk past the dying Fluffy, and both are chatting about the simple things one can use to get started pillowing the Fluffy
Huu huu, am nu abew tu hewp odduw fwens! Scree! Maehbe Smawee hewe am!
The hiding Smarty walks in, and says
Dummeh Munstah, towd ou tu goh im wittahbawks befow hoomin seeing! Ou suppose tu nu scawdie oh cited Poopeh, ebbah. Buh, nu, dummeh sai, am nu nee tu Poopeh, am not going tu bad Poopeh! Am Smarty foh weasun!! Hatechu hoomins, buh oddah babbehs bes gu tu housies, am teachies ou how tu be besses dopted babbehs. Cwose see pwaces, boo boo juice am aww obuh thinking pwace. Bai, dummeh!
The human hating Smarty leaves, and the dying Fluffy is left alone til the janitor plucks the dead Fluffy from the Presentation safe area
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Neither the manager, nor the asshole customer have the fluffies best interest at heart.
The manager just wants a sale.
The asshole customer a low maintenance pet.
I got a stuffed fish for him, it dont need nothing just sits there looking pretty ā¦and stuffed.
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Now now, the man clearly wants something that talksā¦ he needs a singing fish!
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And then slap him with it.
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Thatās the bitch!
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Might stil be too high maintenance, for him.
The damn thing need battrees.
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So basically. To sell a fluffy, the manager has to raise a stock of brown fluffies in case the new owner wants to scare them into submission. And he has to raise them well, otherwise any punishment they go through will be severely dampened/they might go in the wan die loop immediately. Which costs money. And the new owner might not need these 3 example fluffies. Which means they stay longer and require more money and time. Even on minimal budget, you still gotta clean their habitat up to avoid illnesses and infections spreading.
The new owner seems horrified when āintensity of punishment leading to death within a monthā is mentioned. He still is interested in forcing his pet to shit all over another one. As if that will smell good after a minute.
In all of this, the solution proposed isā¦ scare the fluffy to death in hopes he wonāt poop. When even humans, when faced with horror and torture, end up soiling themselves. Yep.
Who are these two, the lead designers for the Flintstonesā cars?
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