Comish and story by @Fuzztoy
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I wonder what sort of potion the Witch bride is brewing 
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That we will never know 
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Herbal tea! 
…or maybe not, but it would be nice to have a midnight tea party with the witch. Think she be up for it if baked goods were brought along, @FallenAngel007 ?
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Don’t… She wants to be alone period Dont bother or you’ll turned to a 
She is having a hard time already with her neighbor.
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I feel bad fpr her, leave the poor witch alone. ;-;
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If asked nicely can she turn me into a cat instead? Reincarnation screwed me over by making me human.
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Can I quietly leave her baked goods at the edge of her property?
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Viagra potion.
And nothing of value was lost. I doubt the others will get out alive. Win-win!
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Goddamnit, what is with fluffy herds Constantly bothering this lovely witch
Can they not smell Their dead kind that have died on our property
How many times must you constantly throw yourselves in a wood chipper?
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If someone said there were sketties on the other side, would one leap into an industrial grinder?
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Yes, obviously.
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Let’s test it!
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Its a 50/50 but why not but don’t expect a thank you
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Remember: Smarty’s are dumb as fuck and toughies and its herd will follow him even if he fell off a cliff 
and only a few will turn on the dumb smarty when they know something was wrong.
Unless been proven by an owner of the place they try to “invade”.
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That’s surely happens if mares can dump their unwanted foals to the sketti machine, Im sure a dumb smarty would tell his toughies to go through it.
And they always thinks a member of the herd is agile, can fly or even “fast”.
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“Dis am Gimpy Weon. Weon got two weggies. Am fassest fwuffy in aww ob hewd!”
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More rude, stupid shitrats getting what they deserve. Good riddance.
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Why is she always so hot man
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