This is not my first drawing, but it is the first I post.
He died for our amusement.
And the fluffy cried out, Father, why hast thou forsaken me?
And God said, hey, don’t blame me, it was those Hasbio idiots that made you.
abuseboner perks up
Can’t put my finger on the exact reason, but somehow reminds me of some of @sexygoatgod’s work depicting her OC Bean as a foal. Personal fave which is the particular one I’m thinking of. (Here’s another favorite, just for fun.)
Thanks, those look awesome.
I was thinking about it in another image, one where the abuser said that someone was going to pay for to crucify a fluffy, but he couldn’t because the extremities were too small. In this case my fluffy doesn’t have that problem. It came to me like an eureka moment.
Stop me if you heard this one .
Jesus Christ walks into an inn and hands the innkeeper three nails and asks .
“Can you put me up for the night?”
lmao
Its the first time I heard it.
Fix 'ou see-pwaces on fwuffy, pioneew and pewfectew ob faifsies. Fow da joy set befow him, fwuffy enduwed on da cwossies, scowning da bad feews, and sat down at da wight hoofsies ob da thwone ob biggest sky daddehs.
Heebwoos 12:2
I love that joke. And the context where I heard it originally, The Crow, it’s used perfectly.
And On the Third Day
…it was still peeping.
How the fuck is thing still alive!?!
Amen
Sleeping.
What a heinous crime.
Enjoy being a Martyr for shitrats who can’t remember what happened an hour ago.
Father, why have you forsaken me?
God: It’s not Me you’re looking for, that’s Skydaddeh. He’s busy with my Son.
Ow woa is me, not even Skydaddeh Wub babbeh! Huuu huuuu!!
Fwuffy’s daddeh, fwuffy’s daddeh, wy daddeh fowsake fwuffy?
Fuck you, that’s why.
And the Lord said unto him; “Come forth, and receive Eternal Life.”
But the Fluffy could only count to three, so it was fucked.
Took me a second lmao
Fucked up but satisfying.
Died for nobody’s sins