NEW FRESH CHAPTER!! ENJOY!!
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Everything that green little turd deserves 
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Mord abuse incoming🗣️
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"Sebas… for the crime of embracing your mother’s narcissistic and familicidal ways, and for heresy against man’s lordship over fluffy by declaring yourself the treasonous title of ‘Smarty’, you are to have your youth forfeited through the removal of fluff and teeth to mimic the worst possibilities of middle age. As you are condemned to spend your life in a body equivalent to that of my couch-squatting, alcoholic, morbidly-obese Uncle Pete, never again shall a single desire of yours be fulfilled, no longer shall you ever experience any happiness that this world provides, no longer shall any moment of your life be of your choice. From now until the day of your last breath, your entire purpose will be devoted to the advancement of Wowstesthuwtology (the study of fluffy pony abuse).
As for your mother… I’m just gonna kill her since my schedule is busy."
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I dunno, that sounds suspiciously like a muffled scream.
Good. Fuck it up more.
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Man, Mummah’s gonna lose it when she finds out what happened. It’s despicable…
I LOVE IT!
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The pain, the humiliation, it’s glorious!
It got what it deserved and I hope that it will get more.
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Knowing bitch mares soon as she sees her bestest baby all fucked up she’s gonna do the bitch thing and reject the little guy
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“babbeh hab wowstest Abe Wincoln beawd huuuhuu”
I hope he makes it into a nugget.
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