Dumb Ways to Die (Pa1g3s)

If I recall correctly, the fragility of a fluffy is based on headcanon like everything else, right? Because from what I’m seeing is fluffies are as fragile as a butterfly—breathe on them wrong and they’re gone. But I could be wrong, I just wanted to double check to make sure this part of the fluffy lore was accurate.

The reason I ask this is because of the game Dumb Ways to Die (if anyone has ever played that game) but wondered what it would be like with fluffies instead. I want to see what your ideas are by listing out ways how fluffies clumsily perish alphabetically (A-Z). For example, A for Anaconda, B for Boiling Water, C for Ceiling Fan, and so on.

What are the dumbest ways a fluffy can die from? Share your thoughts :thought_balloon:

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Yeah, it’s based on headcanon.

But usually they’re depicted as very fragile.

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Fluffies are exactly as durable as the creator needs them to be.

If they need them to survive a hurricane, they will
and if they need them to drown from a single drop of rain, they will.

(generally whichever is funnier)

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Well, a dumb way to die is forgetting to breathe… or licking an outlet

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Well that would be quite a trick

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You are correct, it is entirely headcannon based. They can be killed by looking at water, or kept alive as hack-job home-surgery experiments for years in a bottle. It’s all about the story.

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Dumb Fluffin’ Ways to Die (by Kalooboo)

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Drowning in the tomato sauce of the spaghetti they’re eating

Slipping on one of their babies

Farting too hard

Simple riddle overcooks their brain

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A = aspiration = fluffy pony drowns on sketties