Don’t demand sketties when you literally shat outside the litterbox like 2h ago
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The shitrat shouldve been grinded into sketti meatballs for bad poopies
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What a little shit. Sounds like he deserves a big bowl of warm, runny poop.
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Seems he didn’t get it, better do something to shake its memory
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I’ve told you, if you behave you get a reward, now you just stay on the sorry leash
keep complaining you are spending 4 days in the sorry box
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You were born with bad colors and lack the humility of a sainted “poopeh babbeh” so of course you are bad!
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Since there’s so much extra spaghetti, fix yourself a plate and eat it right in front of him. Don’t hesitate to say how good it is. When you’re finished, get the little twerp a bowl of the cheapest, hardest, driest kibble you can find, and tell him that he’s tied up for the rest of the night. The only food he’s gonna get is the kibble, and won’t be getting anything else until every last bit is eaten. That should prevent any bad poopies (or any other poopies, for that matter) for a while to come.
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Nice! Somewhat reminds me of that pic where an emaciated duo of stray fluffies whine about how the ones in a pet shop are wasting their food. Forget what that one was called though. Still hilarious. Like this.
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The hoof tapping fills me with a desire to vivisect something.
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Yes. Something about the hoof tapping makes my brain itch like that.
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What’s to stop him from chewing on the rope to get free? Apart from weak teeth of course.
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An Icepick up the nose would be a measured and reasonable response to shitrats smarty behaviour but not before forcing it to watch it’s sibling having a good meal.
Turning it into its siblings literpal would also be an appropriate punishment.
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Fluffies are as intelligent or stupid as the story demands. Which often means that they fail to save themselves or their loved ones even if they have what they need to do it.
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Sorry, rules are rules, you make bad pooppies, you get sorry leash and no sketties
(this is the most logical punishment for bad behavior and i like it)
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Oh dang. That was you as well!
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Too stupid. These things cant think that far ahead
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I love how happy and ignorant of the suffering fluffy the sketti muncher is.
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I mean look at your colors. its only fair the better colored boi eats first.
You may eat what’s left… when you get prettier you may better food.