Fluffy foals were found to have myriad purposes and as such it became a common delivery method for a half dozen foals to be delivered in card eggboxes, if needed live they keep for a few days perhaps and they can be chilled or frozen if they aren’t needed live.
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now lets scramble 'em
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For once the advertisement wasn’t lying, those are 6 large foals.
I’m not sure if being egg-shaped was a criteria but it certainly looks like it was.
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I always inspect my egg cartons for cracked eggs. The upside down fluffy reminds me of that.
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I can see it now; next Halloween, all the kids are gonna be roaming around throwing foals at houses
(This is funny and your drawing rules)
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I fucking love those colorful Easter eggs
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Class C? No wonder that one carked it upside-down.
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It kinda does. You just know suffocated foals are the equivalent of broken eggs.
(Have you had a bigger problem than usual with broken eggs lately? I’ve had to switch between cartons nonstop for, like, a solid month. It even happens to the grossly expensive ones.)
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Rotten foals. Still alive, but full of gas gangrene and C. diff. That smell ruins lives.
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You can order them in bulk for fun and experiments and such
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Oh no I dropped the carton and ran it over.
Or dropped it in a fire thinking it was empty. 
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open the carton
smack each one with a heavy spoon
close the carton
repeat daily until they’re dead
money well spent
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Spat my tea out at lightspeed 
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OH YES!!!
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You can actually peel boiled foals eggs more easily by, prior to boiling, tapping the round end with the back of a spoon until you hear a snap. It’s the internal membrane breaking, the one that always gets stuck and won’t come off, leaving you with a million tiny shards under your nails and an egg that looks more like shrapnel.
I’m sure it would work on foals, too
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I came in here to say that. I wonder if fluff-marts also hang these pieces of paper saying “for the health and safety of our dear customers and in-store fluffies we ask you kindly not to open the fluffy fun zone cartons”, because apparently they’re losing money on cartons that contain cracked eggs.
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Do they contain eggs instead of foals? That could be a real problem.
You know damn well what I meant. 
Hey, I see it as a problem either way.
I strongly suspect grocery stores aren’t training their employees well or new workforce doesn’t care since they are working for a soulless corporation. I thought it was weird one time to see an employing throwing away a whole carton over one cracked egg instead of condensing all the bad eggs to one.
I think with the foal cartons they would forbid swapping to avoid people discarding ugly (all) fluffies.
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