Fluffmas day 3: Three litterpals (PhobicNova)

[PhobicNova]

Now, how in the world could this POSSIBLY be related to the prompt?
Well, you see, the company is called Litterpal Co.,
And on the advertisement, theres 3 of their products.
3 litterpals!

Yes, I will meander out of doing the abuse posts by doing a completely different approach.
No, you cannot stop me.

[I_might_be_weasel]

What if you preemptively spray it right on the fluffy’s butthole?

[PhobicNova]

It’s basically just bleach-y stuff.

It would not be pretty, that’s for sure-

[Thk]

I like the subversion.

[Virga]

W-why did the warning have to include lubricant twice?! O_O

[NobodyAtAll]

The mascot should have been a shaved fluffy.

Called Mistah Cwean.

[bloodwoodsrisen]

[Underpaid intern slapping “NOT LUBRICANT” Stickers on the products while grumbling about idiot owners and something about a lawsuit]

[PhobicNova]

Do not use as lubricant.
It was actually an accident, but I thought it was funny, so I kept it

[Lothmar]

This reminds me of my pretreat product story ‘scrubbing micros’.

Scrubbing Micro’s Extreme brand laundry stain pretreatment. - Interactive Infomercial - By Lothmar

Scrubbing Micro’s Extreme brand laundry stain pretreatment. (inspired by chat of micro micro etc fluffies.) “Hi im Dan Rather-Knott. You ever been told not to waste food? Me too. So in an effort to reduce food waste we here at Hasbio have created, ‘Scrubbing Micros~ EXTREME’.” The person in the interview adds holding up a small hand held tube as a closeup of the label and some animation plays. “Enjoy all your favorite but highly staining foods without a care.” They add setting down the tub…

Had a sequel reference that they were working on a litter pal variant for septic systems. xD

[CuddlyBloodily]

This should go into the catalog, @infraredturbine