I almost forgot to post this one today xd
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poor baby 
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Poor baby!
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Yaaasss, love it!
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Poor lil guy he was so desperate even out glitter on himself.
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‘A’ for effort, little one.
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One word for him. No…
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Sorry, I prefer yellow glitter.
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You’re sparkly now, but the moment I give you a bath you’ll be right back to being a dull poopie Fluffy.
So should I not give you a bath, have a dirty, stinking Fluffy just running around making a mess? You’ve not thought this through my desperate little friend, I’ll pass on you
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You have a good point.
On the other hand he was smart and resourceful enough to pretty himself up. He got you looking, and talking. Not bad, all things considered.
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Thought of you right away.
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You know what, he really really tried. I’d take him home and introduce him to the wonders of dye and chalk.
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take him home, give him a bath, then take him right back to the store. needs to learn a lesson about telling the truth
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This is so tragically pathetic, and I’m here for it. Not sure if I could tell the little dude no 
@truthtellergilead Absolutely brutal, yet satisfying. Also, username checks out.
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I would rather have a smart poopie-colored fluffy than a dumb as rocks standard pastel mess. Plus, as a poopie, it will know its place. It took so long for someone to pick it, it will know humility, at least as far as they can understand it.
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He worked hard enough for it, he deserves it.
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If I take you home I’m gonna find glitter around my house for a year no matter how much I bathe you.
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Wow, your so cute!
Like a Turd covered in shards of glass…
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Oh I take you little rascal here the dollar he is worth
Nailed it again, NekuChan
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