Galactic fluffies, love how one of them is actually ok with having them as pets
I mean. He’s not wrong. Meeting all basic needs is a hell of a better way to conquer the world.
If they’re so smart how come the fluffy is in charge?
Alien naïveté
You can say the same thing about cats
plot twist - sorry poopies are lethal to the aliens, humans rise up in resistance using fluffies as shit cannons
I’ve always imagined a situation where an alien species visits Earth and finds fluffies adorable, fitting perfectly into their vision of the perfect pet, flaws and all.
If they’re so advanced they probably find them so much more novel. Could see them offering to take all of the (unwanted) fluffies from Earth. Net win on both sides.
I’m imagining the aliens instantly exploding when hit with sorry poopies like those goblins in The Spiderwick Chronicles did when hit with tomato sauce. lol
"I like this idea, they could also use their high reproduction rate to populate a farming planet and thus use their meat and milk for greater benefit.
Alright Xelion III has been compromised, throw him and these creatures into the de-atomizer