Fluffy Abduction - By BloodyBoots





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Galactic fluffies, love how one of them is actually ok with having them as pets

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I mean. He’s not wrong. Meeting all basic needs is a hell of a better way to conquer the world.

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If they’re so smart how come the fluffy is in charge?

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Alien naïveté

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You can say the same thing about cats

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plot twist - sorry poopies are lethal to the aliens, humans rise up in resistance using fluffies as shit cannons

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I’ve always imagined a situation where an alien species visits Earth and finds fluffies adorable, fitting perfectly into their vision of the perfect pet, flaws and all.

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If they’re so advanced they probably find them so much more novel. Could see them offering to take all of the (unwanted) fluffies from Earth. Net win on both sides.

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I’m imagining the aliens instantly exploding when hit with sorry poopies like those goblins in The Spiderwick Chronicles did when hit with tomato sauce. lol

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"I like this idea, they could also use their high reproduction rate to populate a farming planet and thus use their meat and milk for greater benefit.

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Alright Xelion III has been compromised, throw him and these creatures into the de-atomizer

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