What if our new messiah was a fluffy?
Read the story here! Fluffy Jesus - by SpaghettiDave
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I love it, thank you!
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MAke him walk on water. If he drowns at the idea, he’s a faker!
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You should read the story…
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It was a good story.
My messaiah couldn’t possibly be a fluffy! That’s ridiculous!
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Haiw Mawy, fuww ob gwace, da wowd is wif yu. Bwessed awe yu among mawes, an bwessed am da fwuit ob yu tummeh, jeesoos. Howy mawy, mummah ob god, pway fo’ aw sinnews, nao an’ at da houw ob foweba sweepies. Amen.
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It is theologically correct to eat Fluffy Jesus.
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Reminds me of Robby Williams “Jesus in a Camper Van”, LoL y’all :3
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GOD HATES FLUFFIES
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This is disrespect for Catholicism
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its just a parody bro, its not meant to be made against catholics. no ill intent here :l
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You’re on a website that contains MULTIPLE THOUSANDS of images of fluffies being beaten, murdered, tortured, and abused in the worst ways possible… and your biggest concern is that it’s a religious parody?
Dude… come on. That’s so dumb.
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I know that, but parodying a religion is a crime. This is the same thing as creating a deadly virus and naming it Jesus
A crime? Bub, I don’t know what kind of country you live in, but we’ve got this thing called freedom of speech in the real world.
Sorry, but where I live is not a country where you can find a gun in literally any store you go to.
But can your trolls regenerate fire damage?
09/11/2001
Nevar forg3t
Anyway maybe you should move out of whatever trash heap you live in and settle somewhere you can both worship freely and defend yourself legally
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June 4th, 1989
Where I live, people have the minimum hygiene that those of you in the United States don’t have.