Fluffy Slippers (by SouthernKilling)

[I_might_be_weasel]

This is vaguely unwholesome.

[Fluffusrattus]

Oh man that’s going to fuel my nightmares tonight <3

[fwaffynuteww]

Puppy gets a hold of the slippers…

[WhalerTom]

The toughie equivalent would be the fluffy chancla: “dummy wittwe hoomin mummah! nu smokies in woom! get wowstest owies!”

[Zaraishu]

Reverse bowl fluffy.

[anon94654203]

“No stewp on wego it bad fow slippehfwuff”

[MajorJetWolf]

I now wanna see Kevin Hart and the Rock enjoying a bit of movie and cigar night rocking these slippers,

[StoneRouge]

More like:

Owner: Oh no, I’m sorry! Are you okay?
Fluffy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[bloodwoodsrisen]

There is definitely a @moonbat variation that makes squeaky sounds every time you take a step

[Lothmar]

I see they’re putting my samples to good use.

Inverted Bowl-Fluffy Product testing - Lothmar

“Huuu~ Why babbeh no right? Is good babbeh but wong…” A member of staff hears as they enter the room having seen the light from breeding room 3 was lit indicating a batch had recently been born and needed an examination. “So how the babies Canoe~ . . .” the assistant adds pausing as their eyes fall on the foal in her hands. They were attempting to breed this fluffy to try and acquire bowl foals and they’d usually get at least one or two per litter and at least half every time they’d managed …

[moonbat]

Even funnier is when you take a squeaky step and it absolutely terrifies the slipper fluffy.

“SCREEEE!! WOUD NOISEY!!! SWIPPAFWUFF NU WIKE!!!”

[anon94654203]

When the sentient foot creature eagerly asks for me to put my cold feet into its canyon of a body

[Lothmar]

Nu bawky munstah, swippah fwuffie am fo’ daddeh not speshuw huggies whewe feetsies go!

[Lothmar]

Yeah but on a carpeted surface someone with a shuffling walk would be equivalent to emperor palpatine.

[DarrolLayman]

Slipper Fluff… Not sure how I feel about this. Given the natural fragility of these critters, I can’t imagine this is a good idea.