Forever Chirpie Information Brochure (by: MistahGreyBunny_75)

Thank you, I’m excited to see more of your drawings about the concept.

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You can buy one young forever chirpy… they would probably sell them.

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This looks amazing and very well detailed, definitely something to buy for a mare thats been recently fixed too.
Also thsnk you for the pimg and you did a good job :clap:

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Thank you very much! It would be a great idea give one of this to a fixed mare… the idea has potential (for good and bad things).

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Sunny looks like he’s going to explode.

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Minors should be under adult supervision when handling this product

Spoilsports.

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Looks like their heart did

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My brain is so confused about the last page…

SBS fluffs surviving past foal…hood? must be super rare, they dont have strong enough teeth for reguler food, they only drink there mummahs milk so once the mummah cant produce milk they just starve to death, and the noise and attention they crave makes them hated among their siblings hogging all the miwkies is a capitol offence afterall in the eyes of babbehs, i assume you would have to buy like Hasbio brand miwkies as a substitute which will be expensive and any other type of milk SBS fluffs will just throw back up and go into a state of distress.

Hasbio could make a fortune! (assuming you actually intend of caring for these “forever chirpes”, which lets be honest we know whats actually gonna happen)

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A good purpose for a Forever Chirpeh could be for older or recently fixed dams, especially ones that start getting demanding and depressed about “nu babbehs”. An actual living doll for them to care for and love, and if they step out of line, the perfect bargaining chip!

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Most animals continue producing milk for as long as nursing is happening. That’s how you get human women sometimes still breastfeeding their five-year-olds.

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“Forever chirpie cannot learn to use a litter box and forcing them to use it would be a really traumatic event for them”
i have a funny idea, some minor tomfoolery, just a little mischief

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Imagine the fun you can have abusing one!

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“Benefits” aside, why would anyone care for some retarded foals willingly

You know what they say, “forever foals, forever ouchies!.” I saw a company that made a rack for lazy people where you hook your little fluff up to the waste and feed tubes and it automatically give it owwies at pre-set intervals. I don’t recommend it as the chirpie should see your face regularly, or at least the face of it’s deceased mother(her actual face over Styrofoam or something, not a photo.)

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Potentially less creepy than talking fluffies.

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I keep coming back to this, your fluffies really hit that special spot of being both cute and so fucking stupid looking I want to chew them up, well done

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… so you’re saying they make good Fluffnuggets for lunch?

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I loved every bit

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I can’t shake the idea of using one as a fuckfie. You could reward it with special milkies.