Tired of those fluffies that grow up and stop being cute? Fed up with their demands and way of speaking? Do you prefer the delicate and adorable chirpy babies? Well, today is your lucky day! HASBIO Labs presents the new and adorable Forever Chirpies - fluffies that won’t grow up and will stay in their chirpy stage. Take care of them and pamper them as much as you want. Don’t hesitate, get yours now! (HASBIO will not be responsible for any treatment the user gives to the product.)
Could you do more art expsndimg on this product plz?
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Whats the life expectancy on these babbehs- do they have to be bottlefed forever?
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I know that the old chemically stunted Forever Foals (not the ones using poop ninjas) had a 9 ish month life expectancy. Not sure about these adorable little guys.
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Love your chirpies! This probably won’t eventually go horrible at all, given that this is their most dependent stage. 
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Now with two additional chromosomes
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1-2 years, and yeah they need to be bootlefeed all their lifespan
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They so cute and smooshable I would genuinely be tempted
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If you want a pet which doesn’t talk, just get a cat, geez…
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You can’t abuse a cat
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You technically can, the problem comes when people find out.
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Ain’t this from boss baby ?
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They’ll freeze to death in their incubator in a brownout and you need to feed them every three hours?
I’ll take a dozen!
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So they’re kind of like sensitive babies?
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Please show them being abused with extra capriciousness. There’s something magical about a chirpie that doesn’t even see the blows coming.
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Pretty sure it’s implied they remain foal sized as well as mentally stunted.
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Hm … given the kife span of fluffys … I’d safe 5-8 months top … 9 if well taken care of
sorry i can’t draw active abuse, but maybe will draw them dying for accidents or negligence
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they have slower metabolism, and when they have one month they will have better thermoregulation
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The ones using what?
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