NEW!!! Forever Chirpies Milkies Box! [The_Other_Conagher]

New from Hasbio - Milkies Box foal feeder!
Forever Chirpie “Mare’s Match” formula~

Habsio’s new Milkies Box foal feeder is available with Forever Chirpie “Mare’s Match” formula, specifically made to meet the dietary needs of your Z05 Forever Chirpie!

Milkies Box is the connected, automatic foal feeder that helps you take the very best care of your fluffy foals! The built in features are designed for your orphaned, rejected, or special needs foal’s well-being and your ease of use:

Be on the lookout for Milkies Time DIET - Milkies Box for SBS foal weight control!

Hasbio legal product boilerplate:

JK! :glee:
Big thanks to:
@ambitiousleather8309 and @DummehBabbeh for their helpful reviews of the Milkies Box; @Goomy for their inspiration; and @Mercedes for having the original idea with me last year ~

Special thanks to:
@Z05 for letting me add to their idea (glad you like it :ahahaha: )
& @MistahGreyBunny_75 for their accompanying Forever Chirpie brochure

Milkie Box Label and concept sketch (for the other art nerds like me ~ )

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Aw, yeah, this turned out great! The diaper really brings our the foal’s helplessness. I kinda wonder if the colour of the teat would have an impact on foals. Got a bestest? Make him feed from a brown milk-mummah!

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Question, if I replace the formula with liquid cyanide will it still work? Asking this for a… Ugh… “Friend” Thanks!

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Or out of curiosity, the container itself :thinking: or there is no issue of it to foals

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I love the diaper as well but the vacant expressionless eyes are just so adorable.

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I’m sorry Sir and or Madame but the Habsio’s new Milkies Box foal feeder is only for feeding foals. BUT if you act now you’ll be able to buy out brand new Habsio Abuse milkie box, which is specially designed for all your abusing needs. With much stronger and sturdier parts to the device making sure that the majority of liquids can be used.

WARRING Hasbio is not responsible for any Injuries that may occur while using this product and Hasnio is not responsible for any harm that may occur to domestic Fluffies.

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Gosh I just absolutely love this whole idea and concept. This device can be used for Sensitive, Forever, Alicorn and Abandoned foals, and maybe even for adult Sensitives two. The possibilities of this is endless also you can Psychologically abuse of fluffy by destroying it too how fun.

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(Oh thank god a Customer Service rep picked this up…
I just do product development, not legal shlock ~ )

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I think you, @DummehBabbeh, and I may have to do some focus groups and clinical trials :+1:

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Advertistment using Fluffspeak is always weird & silly, doubly so if the product is aimed more towards the owner than the fluffy.

Man I like the idea and product would be amazing for people with abadoned foal, but for a moment I thought it was a gamecube console with a tit on the end.

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Thank you for selecting customer service please hold and let the Automated System know what the problem is. A customer service representative will be with you shortly after your complaint and or order

Thank you and have a fantastic day.

*Hi hello I’m CENSORED and thank you for choosing customer service how may I be of help today? Any questions, concerns or anything about our products?

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That is a quality design and I love the idea. I can really see this being used in abuser stories lmao.

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As a customer service rep. I am sorry to inform that the Fluffy Gaming console comes from a separate department of how store. But if you would like to know we do have available a Fluffy Tablet, Adult Fluffy Controller with blue for stallion and pink for mares, a separate but very Special controller for Foals, the Fluffy gaming console including one free game if you buy the Eliminated edition ultra rare Alicorn model. Blah blah blah blah bakh

Thank you choosing Hadbio for all your Fluffy shopping needs. Have a fantastic day.

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“Please hold while I get my manager”

phone clicks to waiting music

“GUD BEBBEHS MAYK POOPIES IN DA WITTAH BOX! :notes:

immediately hangs up

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Calls back

Hi and thank your for waiting. I hoped you and your fluffy enjoyed our specially designed songs that both fluffies and their owners enjoy so much snippy tone

If you and your fluffy liked the song I’ll be happy to transfer you to the call center of our fluffy music department?

No I don’t think- Yus Cinowim wub the bestest muwic eba

That’s great to hear, please hold.

Transfers call

:smiling_face:

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Boy what the hell is this like boy what the hell

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@BloodGold, @See_through isn’t necessarily wrong; it’s basically a Gamecube with a crotch-tit (especially in that purple :purple_square: ) ~

Thanks, @Elder-Berry32 , @Poopiest_of_bebbehs ~ That’s why I put it under hugbox-ish, because the intent here for this Forever Chirpie is positive. I’ve got an earlier iteration I did for Goomy’s SBS foal story, again, hugbox-ish intent. But hey, anyone wants to go somewhere else with the idea, I can always make another label for them, no trouble :+1:

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Yeah this device is awesome and can be used my anybody. I can use it to help my breeding mares by lighting their load or by giving a maternal touch to my rejected brown and alicorn foals.

Or if I want I can use this to psychologically punish mares by telling them that some other mare is feeding their foals. Or I can psychologically abused any disobedient foal by making the milk they drink bad or gross or I can switch out the recording to say mean and hurtful things.

The possibilities are endless. Thank you for creating it

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This is perfect for hugbox, abuse, weirdbox or any other box! :grin:

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I’m totally down for reckless experimentation trials and review.

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