Just a fun little game/scenario
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You’re planning a bank heist. For one reason or another you’ve only got fluffies from this community to assemble a team out of. You need a:
Getaway Driver
Leader
Muscle
Wildcard
Assemble your crew and feel free to explain why they’ve been chosen
Wildcards would have to be any Gel Ponies from @Blork. Not only are they nigh-indestructible and invulnerable to everything BUT a very very sharp knife or extreme temperature, they can also be twisted, squashed, stretched and spread into any and every crevice. This means you can “melt” one to the point that it can slide right into a bank vault and open/access any conceivable entrances or exits in there. Otherwise, they can serve as distractions.
Muscle would be the Bouncy Fluffies; though they still feel pain, they’re a whole lot more durable and legitimately bouncy enough to fly around the place and knock out guards.
getaway driver: Ball baby-
the poopie smarty by @Poopiest_of_bebbehs would be the leader because I feel like he could come up with a decent plan
one of @Blork’s gel ponies would be the getaway driver because it’d be funny
Crimson (@BFM101) would be the muscle because he can kill stuff with no issue
and finally, Lady Bell (@FluffyChimera and @UndercoverPallasCat) would be the wildcard due to her being genuinely nuts
Ace-chan would be able to pull off a bank heist by himself, if Jett Blacke doesn’t interfere.
It’d have to be a noble heist, tho, like stealing chirpies from a dog food factory or something
Make RQ’s Gerald do all of it
Why not Rootbeer? He’s got a lot of free time with his owner being dead.
Rootbeer can hold off the cops and sacrifice himself
I’ve seen Cinnamummah plan a murder, and she has a cunning charisma, so she could be the leader
The Getaway Driver:
@FluffyChimera’s Candypop
The Wild Card (Collectively):
My boys, The Dingus Brothers
Getaway Driver : ball fluffy
Leader : maroon
Muscle ; stiches
Wildcard : crimson
Assemble : lady
Im doing it with my pirate herd
Getaway Driver: Naughty
Leader: Captain
Muscle: Calico
Wildcard: Simon & Samuel
While this is true, Crimson likes to play with his food, which is not ideal when you’re on a tight timeframe.
More to the point, he is 110% going to double cross everyone at the first chance he gets. Potentially even before then
if/when that happens, I’ll yeet him into the sorry bucket
That’s why I chose him as the wildcard, he is the most random and most likely to betray the group.
You know, I could see a gellie having a stereotypical idiot savant thing going on, Rain Man style: “Fwuffy am ecksewwewent dwibuh.” and actually being really, really good.
Driver: Wacecaw. Bestest zoomies.
Leader: Madame. I’m so sorry, girl.
Muscle: Trixie. Explanation unnecessary.
Wildcard: Cheeto.