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wait why not think- oh… reads tags oooooooh…
i mean it works but still… ooooooh… lol
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this is the fastest and easiest way
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Imagine if this was in that one Christmas movie…
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~Piss freezes so fast that now they’re stuck next to their fluffy with a peecicle leading to their dong~
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Hahahahaha!
Twist ending: Daffodil discovers a new fetish and starts bugging daddeh for “yewwow wawa.”
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For a split second I was like “why is he apologizing, what is he about to do?” and then I saw the ZZZIP. It couldn’t have been better timed.
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Of course the fluffy’s first thought is to work the shaft
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Surprised there are no balls frozen to the pole.
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that would make pissing straight on his tongue imposible
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Ooooooo!
Salty!
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That’s because the owner has diabetes.
From that day forward Daffodil craved that sweet… pee…ness…
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bdump-TSSSHH
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If someone doesn’t have a mild heat source available on standby (namely if someone is away from home), and a situation is panicky and time-sensitive… yeahhhh I can’t fault the owner in this case. I suppose human breath can be a solution on small things like fluffy tongues, but that’d also require getting really low, and not everyone can physically kneel down like that.
Hell, I remember a long time ago watching somethin’ Bear Grylls, the side of a cold knife got stuck to him, and of course he peed on it.
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Fluffies are urinals.
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Ah yes, this goes right into my favorites
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Pffftttt lmao
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As long as it isn’t green pea-ness…
This is terrible! I’m leaving!
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Yeah, but Bear Grylls likes eating the yellow snow, so I’m not sure he’s a good role model. Unless you’re into that, I don’t judge.
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