Made for the 8th day of Fwufftobuh 2021 (TWO Versions!!)
wait why not think- oh… reads tags oooooooh…
i mean it works but still… ooooooh… lol
this is the fastest and easiest way
~Piss freezes so fast that now they’re stuck next to their fluffy with a peecicle leading to their dong~
Twist ending: Daffodil discovers a new fetish and starts bugging daddeh for “yewwow wawa.”
For a split second I was like “why is he apologizing, what is he about to do?” and then I saw the ZZZIP. It couldn’t have been better timed.
Of course the fluffy’s first thought is to work the shaft
Surprised there are no balls frozen to the pole.
that would make pissing straight on his tongue imposible
That’s because the owner has diabetes.
From that day forward Daffodil craved that sweet… pee…ness…
If someone doesn’t have a mild heat source available on standby (namely if someone is away from home), and a situation is panicky and time-sensitive… yeahhhh I can’t fault the owner in this case. I suppose human breath can be a solution on small things like fluffy tongues, but that’d also require getting really low, and not everyone can physically kneel down like that.
Hell, I remember a long time ago watching somethin’ Bear Grylls, the side of a cold knife got stuck to him, and of course he peed on it.
Fluffies are urinals.
Ah yes, this goes right into my favorites
As long as it isn’t green pea-ness…
This is terrible! I’m leaving!
Yeah, but Bear Grylls likes eating the yellow snow, so I’m not sure he’s a good role model. Unless you’re into that, I don’t judge.