Geldie the Surprise Pegasus (ambitiousleather8309)

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an unconvincing animatronic mare that is actually a castration machine.

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Testicles? Those fluffies going balls deep huh?

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Oooh the pain!

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Love how the chain effect is scream then repeat :joy: its hilarious.

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This phenomenon of completely forgetting a warning when presented with a juicy rump is universal across species.

I say to my friend, ‘Dont stick your dick in crazy, she’s hot but she’s psycho, like will slash your tires psycho!’ and even though I just said, don’t put your penis in that mess of drama, inevitably, they do. Shocked Pikachu.jpeg

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Nice way to control the feral Population…

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An intriguing blend of curiosity mixed with unending horniness.

“Surely she won’t eat MY lumps” said the voter of the lump eating party

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Delightfully lawfully evil

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This is why you should stick with slippers

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I mean, 9 times out of 10 you lose your nuts when you fuck a slipper anyway.

At least with Geldie you don’t have an angry owner bashing your head in as well

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Gf: what’s that terrible smell? oh, no! We forgot to empty the Geldie before our vacation! What are we going to do with 2 gallons of rotten fluffy balls?

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Based on the success rate shown, Geldie obviously isn’t THAT unconvincing ~

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OBJECTION

Fluffies will fuck anything

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“The joke is on you, chud; I already ate my own lumps so no one else can!”

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“Why, hello there, Prized $10,000 Stud Fluffy! How did your jaunt around the neighborhood go? Dear me, is that blood? I do hope you haven’t suffered an injury that might threaten your potential value, especially since you’ve only been here for thirty minutes and I spent all my remaining crypto money on you—Har-har! Well, I’m sure it’s nothing! Let’s get your fragile fluffy body cleaned up and go cash in on your expensive testicular contents!”

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Expensive Testicular Contents sounds like something a fucking crypto-bro would invest way too much into.

“Yo dog, the price of ECT is going way down, what the hell happened?”

“Fwuffy wose wumps twyin tu fuk da pwug-soket gain.”

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Talk about your short sell ~

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Nah, the image says the blades are hidden in the teats. So the ‘no no stick’ goes into what amounts to a fleshlight, then when the lumps hit the teats, the blades cut off the lumps. No idea how they get inside Geldie though.

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NFluffT’s. It’s literally just a fluffy with a picture of a monkey tattooed on its ass. Except it costs you a five figure sum to buy it.

“Dummeh hoomin, fwuffy nu am fun-gee-buww.”

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