The Old Geldie the Surprise Pegasus
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even if people read the label I have a feeling they are gonna still stick a finger in it since people are dumb
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Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight a “finger”
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dammit that was funny
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Why do I keep picturing this being made from a real mare?
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like buffalo bill style, its the skin, or like Five Nights at Freddys the soul is stuck in the animatronic?
because both are funny
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Reminds me of mare, but just like a statue when stallion starts enfin his penis chopping off like king’s head in french revolution it was by hasbio i think🐢
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I was thinking Buffalo Bill, but I’ll gladly take either or both!
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This will never not be funny
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But it makes it harder for them to pursue a lawsuit against the makers of the things.
One of the reasons there are so many seemingly superfluous warning labels in the US, one has been informed.
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I’ve missed Geldie. The best enfie fwiend ever.
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Goddamn it. Now I have to draw a tiny fluffy dick guillotine. 
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There’s no more efficient way to make people do something than telling them not to do it.
Sometimes real people can be as stupid as fluffies.
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well if you find wump numming funny… i should make a geldie the slipper shouldnt i?
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Now THAT is devious…
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Is it still funny 4 months later?
Funnier, maybe
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yes
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