Marcus
July 15, 2022, 8:13pm
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I don’t know what you think about it, but it shouldn’t be pleasant to be hugged by a bloated naked skin.
List of the adventures of Goldy the Pillowfluff :
No weggies no huggies
Stumpy huggies
Bad poopies
A walk in the park
By the way, If someone is interested I created a ko-fi page .
As I said, compared to Lilblue story, Goldy suffering will be more psychological than physical. Or, at least, I try to do it this way.
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But why do you have low functioning little horse potato if the stumps creep you out?
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BFM101
July 15, 2022, 8:21pm
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Fair play to Goldy to not giving up on the hugs despite having no arms.
But that only serves to shit on him even more
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The obvious reason would be, “suffering is hilarious.”
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Marcus
July 15, 2022, 8:44pm
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Damn, I should have called him “Potato” than “Goldy”…
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Shave him and give him a light baking.
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I was gonna say ‘That explains the carpet color’ till I realized that it was probably a wood floor.
Figured it was a play on Yukon Gold potatoes.
Love this idea. Bring on the suffering!
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BFM101
July 15, 2022, 10:01pm
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Nah, you could have it that he was called Goldy because his owner thought his gold coat would be big bucks. Only for Goldy to produce nothing but shitty colours.
Goldy’s taken away from the breeding, at which point he starts getting antsy over his “special-friends” and babbehs. His owner gets pissed off and takes his legs to keep him still, making the stump hatred all the more heartbreaking.
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Probably too lazy to just get rid of him, I know that feeling
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Pillow fluffs am for hurtys and worstest poopie pwace enfes.
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Those are some fresh white shoes, I get it. You wouldn’t want a fluffy getting its blood on them with nasty gross stumps.
ChelG
July 7, 2023, 2:09am
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Hey, a human is a bloated naked skin and people get hugged by them all the time!
Ace
September 22, 2023, 7:20pm
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His stumps look like little puckered anuses
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