Not easy for pillowfluff to make gud poopies.
List of the adventures of Goldy the Pillowfluff :
No weggies no huggies
Stumpy huggies
Bad poopies
A walk in the park
By the way, If someone is interested I created a ko-fi page .
Or Commissions!
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Ah, there we go this is the upload that took so much effort.
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The dung eater is a bit underwhelming irl
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No Elden Ring boss is worth letting a fluffy shit on your carpet except maybe Mohg
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Not gonna lie most of them kinda suck to fight
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I mean, I blame the owner for not putting the fluffy in their litter box to begin with. Seems like poor planning on their part. But the abuser in me is like ānope, personal responibility of the pillow. Makes sense.ā
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Both fluffy and owner should be whipped.
Tis only fair.
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Goldy broke the tv, so he must face the consequences of his actions. Although Iām not sure getting to the litter box would have helped all that much in stopping the mess he made.
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Butā¦ There is no āpauseā in Elden Ring!
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I stopped playing Elden Ring when I found out I skipped the point where you get your level up abilities.
I now have to trek all the way the fuck back or restart.
Reeeee was had, controllers almost went flying.
I have not decided which diabolical option to go for just yet.
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Poor pillow fluff. But he should realize that an Elden Ring boss is no joke. 
Poopie Pwace!! Stop!!
Poopie Place:
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How far are you from the bonfire outside of the first Stormveil gate, (the one with the abandoned caravan not the one before you fight Margit)
Uhh itās been a while.
I am in a flooded area with half submerged buildings if that helps.
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Impressive that you survived this long. Alright do yourself a favor and warp back to the Grace right before you fought Margit (you fought Margit right) and work your way back down the mountain. When you get to the abandoned carravan just follow the light of Grace back to it. Alternatively warp back to the first Church where the first Grace in the game is and work your way East, through the small forest
Alternatively, alternatively you could play Sekiro instead
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I did lots of RUN AWAY !
And dodge a lot more then I block.
I did yes.
Right, thanks for your help I have to cycle myself up for this and look exactly where I am in the game.
And see if i can follow your directions.
Or restart.
Well hopefully you wonāt have to run anymore. Shit if you beat Margit without leveling (and Torrent) youāll be alight with all the absolute horse shit the game will throw at you
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and there will be a lot ER is full of some straight fuckery
Good luck
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Jesus tap dancing christ, what is he feeding that stumpy thing?
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Keep up the good work. I love seeing goldie abused for things he cant control.
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Very nice. Love his suffering!
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Thatās the magic of it!
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