Continuation of this.
You pick up the Soon Mummah and at first try to put her in the trash. Alas, she is too fucking fat.
But then it seems like your timing was just right, or maybe the shoving into the trash made her too stressed. Either way, she is now giving birth. Luckily her behind is already inside the trash, you don’t want her Littering (Get it? Ha!).
She starts slurring her words just a tiny bit, you laugh in her face saying it sounds like she just said she is Trash, freudian slip perhaps.
Either way, after she sees you laughing something clicks and the whore finally realises you don’t have her best interest in mind.
She starts screeching at you and trying to reach you with her non-existent hooves, to give you sorry-(Non-existent)Hoofsies. But it seems like the dumb cow was actually kicking her legs trying to reach you, so the most expected unexpected thing happens as her babbehs chirp below.
You ignore her as she cries out for mercy or death from something, anything. As you leave you see a man standing on your path, having watched the whole thing.
You ask if he has any problem with you.
“Oh no, I actually put her up there. Picked her up from behind, she didn’t even realise it was me. I’m gonna take her home after she tramples all of her shitspring. Best way to learn not to run away…”
You two share a smile and exchange contacts, bro wants you to visit sometimes, give the bitch a scare every once in a while when she misbehaves. He’ll even pay you.
You might start looking into this as a business opportunity. Professional Fluffy Boogeyman doesn’t sound too bad…
Thank you all for reading and giving suggestions!!! The community has been nothing but kind to me and I guess I’m starting to get good at drawing on the phone lol.
Be amusing, keep on Abusing! -GooGooDa
