Goodbye to nu-noes (InfraredTurbine)

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What ‘scawy’?
Just wait till you have kids…(Fluffy receives bj from a turbine)…oh, nvm.

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I feel like a slide with a razor at the end would be pretty good, especially for a brown boy

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Hope there’s a mirror so he can see the whole “operation”.

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Great stuff as always, tho it might just be me , but i see the buzzsaw from the front an not the side so it looks like his tiny dick is about to get the banana treatment

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Why can’t we buy toys that have such fear and amuse ourselves with them? Where is justice in our universe?

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Thats a lot of different arms and mechanisms that could be replaced with a simpler system which combines removal and disposal, just need to pass the fluffies over it and they come out suitably modified

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Oh, that all depends by what you mean by toy!
( Local legalities may apply :unamused: )

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Ah, Ew’nestie Hemmin’way’s cwassic stowie:
“Guu-bye Tu Nu-Nues”

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1 UN govern laws
2 you have billions of $$$ to spare to have irl hasbro to get into advanced Bioengineering
3 even if you got past those 2 steps , you need to have a IRL way of dealing with the Ecological damages and all the peeps who would be like “Save the animals” so the laws on fluffies would not be the same irl

all that stupidity aside i wish there were some real ones too

We need an after panel

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