Guide to fluffy meat (by Rescue_9)

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You can save the head for Khash.

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Very nicely done R9!

(compare-contrast against my own guide Ask FluffiesAreFood Vol 1 #1)

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itll keep you fed for about 5 minutes

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Just like Chinese food, from what I’ve heard.

I’ve never had Chinese food myself. I’m a very picky eater, I am.

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Oh see i thought people said that because you shit yourself profusely afterwards

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No, you’re thinking of Indian food.

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Okay so why do i shit myself profusely after eating Chinese food

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I dunno. Maybe they undercook it?

Also, we really didn’t need to know that you shit yourself.

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Not literally shit myself lmfao.

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Oh thank fucking God.

I was starting to get worried.

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Mmm. Fluffy ass.

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Or barbacoa

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You’re missing out. Dim sum is one of the great delights of this world.

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The best part of flame broiling a fluffy is that you can do it while they’re still alive.

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Maybe I am, but I have reasons for being a picky eater.

The most important reason is that I eat what I want to eat.

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This would be a good fluffy food guide as well :ok_hand:

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