I do nothing. A few of my tuffies who patrol my yard will handle it. If he’s just putting on an act to get food, he’ll be fine, as the tuffies will get him some food and set him up with herd work to be able to stay.
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Stomp on it!
In reality, I have two dogs, so I probably wouldn’t be able to get to it before they do.
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Flick its tiny nose hard enough it breaks.
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You step out of your door and you turn around and see him~ ‘Shia lefluff’
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Looks like a little shit, stomp him and be done with it
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I didn’t get it sorry. Me big dumdum 
I can’t help it. It’s in my nature.
Pick it up with a paper towel, snap it’s neck and toss it in the trash, with the rest of the ferals.
How do these fluffies keep getting in my yard time to get a dog or two.
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put it in a blender
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in short 90% of codec conversations in metal gear solid are structured like this
- a character talks for 10 minutes uninterrupted
- snake ask a one-line question like “sandwiches?”
- a character elaborates for another 20 minutes
- snake goes “huggh”
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So basically, you used that image because I elaborated too much?
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the stars just aligned for a specific joke like that. nothing we could have done about it
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embrace him with open arms, like this:
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Or a woodchipper!
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You…
Your comment.
You’ve won.
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foal delenda est
You delifanly won
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you arent that strong buddy
give it the good ol’ teavangelion ending
Oh, there’s a lot of things I can do to a fluffy, but right now I’m just going to “plop”… you know, pop those fucking eyes out!, and leave you alone, so let the world take care of you.
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There wouldn’t be a “part 2” for me either! I’d just continue walking straight ahead. -SQUISH!-
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