you know what to do…
Its smarty stomping day
That’s the “I want to be stuffed into a hot tailpipe” face.
I would give him warning to go away (so I can say I gave him a chance, he won’t go away anyways). Then took him home and start abusing.
Omg! I had a similar idea! But I was thinking maybe croquet would be better uwu
Just get rid of leggings so it doesn’t run off.
I think I will take a crack at a continuation of this little guys story.
It will not end well.
i desperately want to punt him as far as i can
Goated movie
There’s several crows in my neighborhood right now who have little baby crows just learning to fly and take care of themselves. I’d just make sure the door camera is recording and go about my day inside- I’m sure within a short time the crows will either snag him as a ‘kill and eat’ training tutorial, or some of the local crow teenagers will make his day miserable.
( watched three of them not too long ago ‘‘play’’ with a local bunny- they just surrounded it and started yelling, hopping around to block it no matter what way it tried to go. I didn’t see them even try to hurt it, just probably giving it fifteen heart attacks. Picturing that with this lil fluff… )
Its funny you should mention crows…
https://fluffy-community.com/t/have-fun-by-thewarmgun-from-concept-by-mexi/36608/12
What movie is this from? For some reason I just can’t seem to remember
“El Superbeasto.”
I have an urge to just pick it up and toss it as far as i can.